Yeah so it turned out my dog was an arsonist and we had to have him put down.
He'd burned down that children's hospital after all.
Then later it came to light that the children were actually cyborgs from the future who had been plotting to kill us all, and the fire actually saved all our lives.
Obviously we felt very much ashamed.
What can I say, not all stories have happy endings.
Sobsobsob.
He'd burned down that children's hospital after all.
Then later it came to light that the children were actually cyborgs from the future who had been plotting to kill us all, and the fire actually saved all our lives.
Obviously we felt very much ashamed.
What can I say, not all stories have happy endings.
Sobsobsob.
Kuke.
Hugo Chavez: US used weapon to set off Earthquake in Haiti
21/01/2010 06:42:16 PM
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yes, and Haiti is TOTALLY the island of choice to test this on. *NM*
21/01/2010 07:12:45 PM
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I don't think *all* of the things in your summing up are that indicative of insanity... this one is.
21/01/2010 08:18:02 PM
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Actually, it was a failed test run of our Volcano Lair Maker.
21/01/2010 08:54:57 PM
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Chavez is an idiot. The US can't use Tectonic Payloads before discovering N-Space Compression
21/01/2010 09:58:47 PM
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Sometimes I wish I were a demagogue....
21/01/2010 10:34:09 PM
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Sometimes I wish I were a synagogue...
21/01/2010 11:02:32 PM
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Sometimes I am a monologue.
21/01/2010 11:50:33 PM
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Sometimes I feel like a catalogue.
22/01/2010 12:07:32 AM
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Sometimes I feel like an analog.
22/01/2010 12:16:10 AM
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Your rhyming has me all agog *NM*
22/01/2010 12:32:01 AM
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And leaves me in a fog. *MN*
22/01/2010 12:56:28 AM
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I used to own a dog...
22/01/2010 12:56:36 AM
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..who ate many a pollywog. *NM*
22/01/2010 12:57:58 AM
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While lighting logs.
22/01/2010 01:01:35 AM
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Doesn't he realise that if we were really that evil we'd test it on Venezuela, not Haiti? *NM*
22/01/2010 03:19:02 AM
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I think the anex Haiti idea is the craziest
22/01/2010 06:43:22 PM
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