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While lighting logs. Kuke Send a noteboard - 22/01/2010 01:01:35 AM
Yeah so it turned out my dog was an arsonist and we had to have him put down.

He'd burned down that children's hospital after all.

Then later it came to light that the children were actually cyborgs from the future who had been plotting to kill us all, and the fire actually saved all our lives.

Obviously we felt very much ashamed.

What can I say, not all stories have happy endings.

Sobsobsob.
Kuke.
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