A whole lot more drunken lonely internet posting than playing hide the pickle with Ugly Betty, if you get my meanin'.
I remember early the next morning after your wedding, Susan called me, drunk off her ass. And she was all like, "I think I brought home someone I shouldn't."
And I was like, "Who did you bring home?"
And she was like, "Um....Jack."
And then I was like, "But, didn't you just marry him?"
And she was all totally, "Married?! I thought he was asking me to dance!"
And I was so, "Giiirrrrllll, you're in a pickle now!"
And she was like completely, "Pickle? Pickle! I think that's being way too generous."
"I'll blow whomever I want, whenever I want, as long as I can still breathe and kneel."
-Samantha Jones, SatC
-Samantha Jones, SatC
This message last edited by LiterateDog on 20/09/2010 at 03:54:30 AM
SHIT! I forgot to make a drunk post.
19/09/2010 09:18:01 PM
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Were you too drunk to remember?
19/09/2010 09:25:48 PM
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Apparently.
20/09/2010 12:07:00 AM
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I drunk posted on the rpg board once.
20/09/2010 02:16:37 AM
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That's okay. I think fully half of them are fakes anyway. *NM*
19/09/2010 10:53:10 PM
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Amen.
20/09/2010 02:00:58 AM
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Notice not a one of them is ever about going home with someone they shouldn't.
20/09/2010 03:43:53 AM
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And sometimes they drunk call, too.
20/09/2010 03:52:36 AM
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