And sometimes they drunk call, too. - Edit 1
Before modification by LiterateDog at 20/09/2010 03:54:30 AM
A whole lot more drunken lonely internet posting than playing hide the pickle with Ugly Betty, if you get my meanin'.
I remember early the next morning after your wedding, Susan called me, drunk off her ass. And she was all like, "I think I brought home someone I shouldn't."
And I was like, "Who did you bring home?"
And she was like, "Um....Jack."
And then I was like, "But, didn't you just marry him?"
And she was all totally, "Married?! I thought he was asking me to dance!"
And I saw so, "Giiirrrrllll, you're in a pickle now!"
And she was like completely, "Pickle? Pickle! I think that's being way too generous."
