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Actually, this is what happened: BlackAdder Send a noteboard - 06/12/2009 12:08:14 AM
I was there and took notes: ;)

from page 328:
She'd spent the evening with her husband, reminding of several important reasons why he'd married her in the first place.


Faile: Perrin, my dear shaggy ox-wolf, do you remember why you married me?

Perrin: My brain is secretly Compelled by Deman- er, I mean, I love hammer?

Faile: Perrin, my dear wool-headed bull, do you remember why you married me?

Perrin: Because I couldn't get Berel- er, I mean, because you're rich?

Faile: My dear Perrin, the love toy of my archnemesis Berelain, do you remember why you married me?

Perrin: No.

Faile: (Damn, he's good) OK, let me remind you...

Perrin: WTF! I should have listened to Hopper when he said you were a dude!

Faile: (Hmm, my Compulsion must be wearing thin... time for a new dose!)
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