And talk about bad trackers!!! How long has the golem been on Mat's trail?
You've got that right. Jeez. I think what it is is that the gholam just realized, "Hey, I worked hard all those years, squishing through keyholes, WHICH REALLY HURTS BY THE WAY, killing people left and right, and then I get stuck in a freaking box for 3,000 years with a bunch of random junk and nothing to do. And now they trot me out without so much as a how-do-you-do and send me off hunting people again. Well, I did it and that one guy was very mean and burned me with that fox thing and I'm just tired of it. This is a nice place and all I really want is to get myself a nice little cottage and and get some sheep and tend to them (and suck their blood of course) and relax. If the end of times is near, why should I break my back? Seriously, what am I going to get out of it? I'll just cease to exist like everyone else. Well screw that. Those jerks never appreciated me in the first place and let's just see how they get on without ol' Steven J. Gholam for once. I bet they'll wish they had been nicer to me! 'Where in the world is Steve?' they'll say. 'Has anyone heard from Steve on that whole Cauthon thing?' But it won't matter because they'll never find me. I can just squish down into a thimble if they come around and they'll think the place is deserted. Why, I'm going to... hello, what's this? Jeez, I must have been walking out here for hours. That cottage! it's perfect! And there's already sheep! Wow! Fantastic! Let me just go ahead and kill whoever's in here. *knock knock...* Hello there, goodman, I'm here to kill you toda- WHOA! You're a nasty bit of work aren't you? Yyyikes. Sorry man. Hey look, I won't kill you. I don't think I could. Nah, you couldn't kill me either. I'm like rubber. Anyway, I'm Steve. Padan, you say? Well nice to meet you, man. Say is that a stones board you've got there? Do you have anyone to play with? I could... I could play you if you want. Say, is it just you out here all alone? Wow, how about that. Yeah, well I was looking for this guy but it just became this big hassle and I really don't want to do it anymore. You too?! That's crazy! Who was your guy? Tall redhead? Hmm, not sure I've heard of him, but anyway who cares. God, it's so good to meet you. I feel like I haven't had anyone to talk to all this time but I feel like you really get me. Well thank you! I'm glad you feel the same. So you're not going to track your guy anymore? I hear you. I'm not either. Is... is that a spare room you've got there? Oh yeah? Well um... and look this is just a what if... what if I um, well what if I moved in with you and we could be roomies? Yeah? Seriously?! Oh that would be awesome! Yeah screw all this tracking, let's just retire here and hang out! Man, this is going to be so fun. Whoa! What's that balloon thing you're doing! That is so neat! Hey I bet I could do that. Watch what I can do with that little hole in your fence. Seriously check this out..."
So yeah, I think those two guys are just done. Not gonna see 'em again. It's the easy life for them now.
Things that irritated you in the book
24/11/2009 08:03:42 AM
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Vora's sa'angreal simply lying on a shelf in an unguarded and unwarded storeroom.
24/11/2009 02:41:06 PM
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There were wards on the door to get in (which Gateways kinda invalidate).
24/11/2009 03:05:03 PM
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It's at least consistent Forsaken idiocy, considering what we saw before...
24/11/2009 03:32:06 PM
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Yeah Be'lol was a huge joke and Mesaana... well we'll find out soon. *NM*
24/11/2009 04:52:34 PM
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Re: Vora's sa'angreal simply lying on a shelf in an unguarded and unwarded storeroom.
27/11/2009 11:30:28 PM
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Re: Things that irritated you in the book
24/11/2009 02:45:38 PM
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Re: Things that irritated you in the book
24/11/2009 07:30:52 PM
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Re: Things that irritated you in the book
24/11/2009 08:56:16 PM
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Regardless of how he did it - you have to give Tuon respect for resisting *NM*
25/11/2009 04:43:31 AM
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Re: Things that irritated you in the book
24/11/2009 04:03:03 PM
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Re: Things that irritated you in the book
25/11/2009 06:58:07 AM
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I think that's only for the Amyrlin. IIRC, no one else ever calls initiates daughters.
26/11/2009 02:55:09 AM
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Re: Things that irritated you in the book
24/11/2009 04:07:54 PM
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Funny post
27/11/2009 02:28:20 PM
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Bad guy retirement community
29/11/2009 04:34:35 AM
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We did see Graendal on-screen... in the Prologue.
24/11/2009 04:34:39 PM
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Forkroot isn't completely overcome by Linking
24/11/2009 04:42:03 PM
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Well, forkroot is supposed to prevent someone from channeling
24/11/2009 04:50:29 PM
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You've read the earlier books right?
24/11/2009 05:05:45 PM
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Sure, but the question is really "how"
24/11/2009 05:28:48 PM
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Not ONE of the major fan mysteries was cleared up
24/11/2009 05:16:10 PM
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Meh. It's not like we were promised answers in every book. And this is 1/3 of a book. *NM*
24/11/2009 07:57:41 PM
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I've been waiting since 1994 to find out who killed Asmodean. *NM*
24/11/2009 11:11:59 PM
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Who hasn't? But I just don't see what the fuss is about. It's obviously not that important. *NM*
25/11/2009 02:28:05 AM
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Technically No One But Asmo's Killer Is Certain He's Dead.
27/11/2009 11:48:36 AM
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Correction: there are only TWO books left.
27/11/2009 03:55:53 PM
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"There Are Three" In the Sense of What Was and Wasn't In This One.
28/11/2009 06:07:09 AM
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Wow, you intentionally ignored "Taimandred" and a LOT of debates
29/11/2009 04:02:10 PM
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I Ignored Most Long Settled Debates.
01/12/2009 06:33:36 AM
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My copy of Mallory still guides me, though
02/12/2009 05:46:36 AM
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It's Frequently Useful, No Doubt, and I Wonder Why Others Don't Use It More.
03/12/2009 06:10:04 PM
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I totally agree about Nynaeve.
24/11/2009 07:15:02 PM
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nynaeve is a twenty something most of these women are close to or over 100 years old.
25/11/2009 12:43:18 AM
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