1. Scratch the Cat, Narg, or Bela? Which one would you like to see kill a Forsaken?
Bela. I would love for her to trample Demandred just as he's about to give an overblown, egomaniacal speech about how he's going to kill Rand.
2. Mat lost an eye, Rand lost a hand, so what will Perrin lose?
An arm and a leg. Perrin will become the new Hopper.
3.a. Which of Siuan's fisherman sayings is your favourite?
"Whether or not what you do has the effect you want, it will have at least three you never expected, and one of those usually unpleasant."
3.b Which of Lini's saying do you most like?
"At my age, if I make it up, it's still an old saying"
4. Gawyn is a right idiot, isn't he?
Yes. If he just stood around and looked pretty and we didn't have to deal with any POV's about him finding meaning for his life, he'd be more bearable.
5. Who would win a limbo contest between Noal and Thom?
Noal; Thom has a limp, which would be a liability.
6. Predictions on the amount of times a woman sniffs or calls a man a woolhead in aMoL?
5 per chapter. This is being very conservative. Any chapter or POV with Cadsuane in it should add 2 for every other line she speaks.
7. Would you like to see the Dragon firing a dragon?
Not really, actually. However, because he is a Marty Stu in many ways, and will never be a non-action guy, he will most likely get to fire one somehow using his stump.
Bela. I would love for her to trample Demandred just as he's about to give an overblown, egomaniacal speech about how he's going to kill Rand.
2. Mat lost an eye, Rand lost a hand, so what will Perrin lose?
An arm and a leg. Perrin will become the new Hopper.
3.a. Which of Siuan's fisherman sayings is your favourite?
"Whether or not what you do has the effect you want, it will have at least three you never expected, and one of those usually unpleasant."
3.b Which of Lini's saying do you most like?
"At my age, if I make it up, it's still an old saying"
4. Gawyn is a right idiot, isn't he?
Yes. If he just stood around and looked pretty and we didn't have to deal with any POV's about him finding meaning for his life, he'd be more bearable.
5. Who would win a limbo contest between Noal and Thom?
Noal; Thom has a limp, which would be a liability.
6. Predictions on the amount of times a woman sniffs or calls a man a woolhead in aMoL?
5 per chapter. This is being very conservative. Any chapter or POV with Cadsuane in it should add 2 for every other line she speaks.
7. Would you like to see the Dragon firing a dragon?
Not really, actually. However, because he is a Marty Stu in many ways, and will never be a non-action guy, he will most likely get to fire one somehow using his stump.
"Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness."
/Humour: Just a random survey.
- 11/05/2011 05:51:04 PM
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Re: /Humour: Just a random survey.
- 11/05/2011 08:25:02 PM
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*NM*
I'll bite, and agree this should be a category (and that the wishlist should have more WoTMB input).
- 12/05/2011 02:40:31 AM
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