Time for some good natured fun! Humorous things likely to happen in TGS! Feel free to add stuff!
1. Demandred won't appear. Again.
2. Mat will complain about getting married. And probably attempt to cheat.
3. As he has rescued his wife, Perrin will now wander around looking for something to do.
4. Rand will now start talking to himself. Out loud.
5. Bela will amaze us all.
6. Sammael will be reincarnated as a flea with a scar and finally tip Rand over the point of insanity, causing him to jump off the White Tower and land in the pile of Jello Cadsuane convenently put there.
7. Cadsuane will convenently put a pile of Jello at the bottom of the White Tower for those that dare to fall off.
(Ok, so maybe those aren't that realistic)
8.The Great Lord will speak in capitals.
9. Rand's POV sections will be divied up in the following way:
70% thinking about the various females in the book
20% chanting his list in a priest robe in front of a bunch of people
5% sleeping
4% reading prophesies
.99% regrowing his hand
.01% figuring out how to win, and actually doing stuff to help him win, Tarmon Gai'don.
*MySmiley*
"Men of true genius are like meteors, they consume themselves and illuminate their centuries."
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"Men of true genius are like meteors, they consume themselves and illuminate their centuries."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
www.empire-iamhuman.webs.com
/Humor: Things Likely to Happen in TGS
- 19/09/2009 08:50:32 PM
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Cadsuane will reveal a tattoo on her arm which reads "Deus Ex Machina" *NM*
- 22/09/2009 01:19:14 PM
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