Is it just me or aren't Perrin's scenes like a 1,000,000 times better when Hopper is in them? (<< Rhetorical question, obv.) Like when he attacked Egwene in t'a'r for being nosey. I mean, the reason why books start going downhill after LoC is mainly that they don't have any Hopper appearances (until WH, then again he is gone in CoT).
Here are some examples of how Perrin's scenes could have been improved:
if the Battle of Malden were in t'a'r and Hopper destroyed everyone with his mad t'a'r skills (like shooting laser beams from his eyes), Perrin wouldn't still be bitching about Aram.
if Hopper were in the scene where Perrin met with Masema, Hopper would have round-house kicked him back to Shienar, thereby preventing Aram from going insane.
if Hopper were in the scene where Rand told Perrin to GTFO Cairhien, well... he would still have been told to gtfo, but he wouldn't have let them go somewhere crappy like Ghealdan. Faile wouldn't have been captured by Shaido, then.
if Hopper were in the scene where Faile is mad at Perrin and plays stones w/ Loial all the time, he would have called dibs on the winner, which would obviously be Loial, and then Faile's plan would have backfired. If somehow Faile beat Loial, Hopper would then have beaten her in like 2 moves and then played Loial.
etc.
What improvements can you think of/would you make to Perrin scenes?
Here are some examples of how Perrin's scenes could have been improved:
if the Battle of Malden were in t'a'r and Hopper destroyed everyone with his mad t'a'r skills (like shooting laser beams from his eyes), Perrin wouldn't still be bitching about Aram.
if Hopper were in the scene where Perrin met with Masema, Hopper would have round-house kicked him back to Shienar, thereby preventing Aram from going insane.
if Hopper were in the scene where Rand told Perrin to GTFO Cairhien, well... he would still have been told to gtfo, but he wouldn't have let them go somewhere crappy like Ghealdan. Faile wouldn't have been captured by Shaido, then.
if Hopper were in the scene where Faile is mad at Perrin and plays stones w/ Loial all the time, he would have called dibs on the winner, which would obviously be Loial, and then Faile's plan would have backfired. If somehow Faile beat Loial, Hopper would then have beaten her in like 2 moves and then played Loial.
etc.
What improvements can you think of/would you make to Perrin scenes?
/Survey. Hopper
22/09/2010 10:09:02 PM
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I like Hopper and enjoy his scenes. I wish he'd rip the throat out of "Young Bull". *NM*
22/09/2010 10:31:38 PM
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Perrin should be wearing that 3 Wolves t-shirt that amazon made so popular! *NM*
23/09/2010 12:00:56 AM
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If Hopper wasn't a homocidal maniac, some of the best Children of the Light would not hate Perrin
23/09/2010 12:49:59 AM
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Well, he's not a person, so he's not literally the worst person
23/09/2010 12:58:11 AM
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Yeah I think that is by far the most interesting aspect of Perrin's plotline
23/09/2010 01:11:27 AM
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Did I say he had? In fact I said the opposite. Why trust the opinions of one so poor at reading?
23/09/2010 01:44:01 AM
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Hopper gets Wolf Bloodlust = insane throat ripping of anything around.
23/09/2010 02:16:24 AM
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Who cares? They suck and everyone would be better off if they just died anyway. *NM*
23/09/2010 01:12:42 AM
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The Children are like, the ONLY good extranational organization in the series, not founded by Rand *NM*
23/09/2010 01:44:44 AM
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Can't resist... How exactly?
23/09/2010 03:56:44 AM
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They didn't "usurp" anything. Ailron still reigned and even had his own independant army
23/09/2010 04:56:06 AM
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How about the massacre of a village on Almoth plain.
23/09/2010 10:54:26 AM
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Bornhald DID deplore it, and he kept Byar back at Falme partly to tell Niall about it
23/09/2010 06:21:30 PM
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I guess if you thought the Spanish Inquisition was righteous... *NM*
23/09/2010 04:37:46 AM
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Even if that were right
23/09/2010 04:46:59 AM
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The Band and any use from the Illuminators fall under Rand as well.
23/09/2010 05:03:09 AM
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Perrin's part in TG just better be kick ass...
23/09/2010 03:36:31 AM
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Even his part in the prologue sucked:
23/09/2010 05:07:59 AM
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Perrin is horrible. You know who rocks? Elyas Machera
23/09/2010 03:28:22 PM
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Except it's not in character, unfortunately. Main char are people who step up, not hide in the wild
23/09/2010 06:33:30 PM
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