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Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios Sidious Send a noteboard - 05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM

Rand : I have a sa'angreal. I shall go to a mountain and cry and then maybe destroy the world. I will then destroy the sa'angreal. It was too cool to use anyway.
Egwene : I have a sa'angreal. I shall use this power to destroy the Seanchan and save the White Tower. I have used it. I shall now put it back in the storeroom. I am not a lunatic.

Rand : I want a relationship. I shall marry three women and please them each on varying days, and also put them before the fate of the world.
Egwene : I want a relationship. I shall wait until I have the White Tower under my control and until the world is safe until I have this luxury. In the mean time I shall have erotic dreams about him, and Lanfear can watch those if she likes.

Rand : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. I can't handle it. All people hate me. I hate humanity. Too much too much!
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?

Rand : I'll kill you, Tam!!
Egwene : I miss you, Bran.

Rand : I shall never kill a woman. Even if I'm about to die. Maybe later I shall grow some balls, but I need to be pushed to the side of insanity to actually do it.
Egwene : Mess with me, and you're a dead man. Or woman.

Rand : I've been captured. I shall never trust anyone again. If only I could squeal and Sulin would hear me, and help me.
Egwene : I've been captured. I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever. Stay back, yon Rescuers!!

Rand : Sit in the corner, Moiraine. You're a fool. Both you and Siuan Sanche.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.

Rand : I wonder if Egwene is even alive?
Egwene : Siuan, what has Rand been up to today?

Rand : Darkfriends? At my Black Tower? Min, fluff the pillows... I'll be there in ten.
Egwene : I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!

Rand : A fireball! Use your hand to deflect it.
Egwene : A fireball! Use saidar to knock it away.

Rand : You're exiled Cadsuane. I'll kill you if I see you.
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here. We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.

Rand : One hand. I'll have to learn the sword forms again.
Egwene : A white dress. I must be Amyrlin within a week.

Rand : I don't have time for...
Egwene : Yes, let's see to this urgently...
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Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios Sidious - 05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM 2740 Views
loled at every one *NM* car'a'aman - 05/09/2010 05:35:03 PM 656 Views
Good for some sunday night relief I hope *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:51:10 PM 597 Views
Hmm... I don't think you want to read the rebuttal to that *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 06:07:16 PM 813 Views
True Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:52:09 PM 1116 Views
But you've already read my post *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:53:58 PM 676 Views
I only used one eye *NM* Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:52:19 AM 568 Views
Still counts *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 03:06:44 PM 596 Views
*NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:02:44 AM 558 Views
You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing *NM* Lordling - 05/09/2010 06:33:55 PM 654 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:54:29 PM 1184 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:50:44 AM 1120 Views
Wow, that's a really strident and succinct opinion. I hope you get paid by the snark! *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:07:18 PM 1114 Views
Well, someone has to stand up for Rand, yes? Lordling - 06/09/2010 07:10:36 PM 978 Views
Corrected for the sake of accuracy . Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 06:51:58 PM 1192 Views
Nonsense... Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM 995 Views
Gotta love Dark Templar Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 10:14:00 PM 1092 Views
That's partly why I didn't post a reply poking at her. *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:56:15 PM 673 Views
Poking whom? Phelix - 06/09/2010 01:20:32 AM 1038 Views
Egwene. I thought that was implied *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:03:25 AM 591 Views
Nice. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:37:38 PM 588 Views
nice *NM* Deadsy - 05/09/2010 08:12:31 PM 539 Views
*drumroll* *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:54 PM 626 Views
That whole post is stupid, you can't compare Rand's ordeal to Egwene's. Lord Haart - 05/09/2010 10:14:43 PM 1153 Views
its a joke, shhhh *NM* Yunalesca - 05/09/2010 10:36:28 PM 780 Views
No, it's clever and tongue-in-cheek. *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:04:26 PM 607 Views
Too bad! He has trumped any attempt to counter his arguments by calling it humor! Shut up now. *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:00:49 AM 700 Views
OMG Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:48:48 AM 1093 Views
I know, appalling, right? Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:27:40 AM 998 Views
Re: I know, appalling, right? Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:41:02 AM 1032 Views
He doesn't think so, why should we? Lohikaarme - 09/09/2010 03:40:25 PM 925 Views
Because he can't lose Sidious - 09/09/2010 05:21:50 PM 951 Views
I think Rand has far better odds of dying than Egwene. Fanatic-Templar - 09/09/2010 05:56:07 PM 979 Views
very nicely done newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:06:24 PM 929 Views
Re: very nicely done BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:28:29 AM 989 Views
Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:49:20 AM 907 Views
Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Cannoli - 06/09/2010 12:57:35 AM 1366 Views
the humor here is that you think you understand accurracy, improvement, characterization or humor! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 01:56:57 AM 558 Views
I'm having to settle for being right. Better than being president... *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:47:52 AM 653 Views
I'm trying to resist the urge to make a Bush joke. *NM* Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:21:15 AM 591 Views
Why resist ... he WAS a joke! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:31:06 PM 592 Views
BWAHAHAHAHA ... thanks to our last president you are right! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:30:00 PM 582 Views
Re: Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:51:12 AM 1114 Views
indeed, one of the many reasons Tar Valon was such a large and powerful trading center darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:33:56 PM 1129 Views
seriously. LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 05:12:08 PM 1068 Views
If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Cannoli - 06/09/2010 10:17:44 PM 1175 Views
Re: If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:30:35 AM 938 Views
Like Egwene understands the health implications! It's all about the aesthetics for her. Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:35:57 AM 1046 Views
Well, she was an apprentice wisdom with Nynaeve for a while BlackAdder - 09/09/2010 05:33:25 AM 977 Views
An idiot would understand the implications Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:38:57 AM 957 Views
and it's not just Egwene! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 02:11:16 PM 873 Views
Cannoli's just got huge blinders... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 04:59:50 PM 1087 Views
I feel like this post should be bulleted and made required reading before posting on this forum *NM* Deadsy - 11/09/2010 05:11:14 PM 595 Views
What kind of pussies are you that I pose such a threat? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:15:12 AM 1002 Views
You forgot one very important point NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 06:44:32 PM 1024 Views
As to that... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 08:47:26 PM 810 Views
after dealing with his bushwa waaay longer than you, I'm content to ignore him *NM* NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 11:29:27 PM 584 Views
Remember the old times? fionwe1987 - 12/09/2010 03:35:43 AM 990 Views
I think we could use BlackAdder - 12/09/2010 10:40:47 AM 948 Views
ugh ... please don't ask for that! darius_sedai - 12/09/2010 02:25:32 PM 923 Views
Huh. Now that I think of it... Fanatic-Templar - 14/09/2010 06:51:59 AM 889 Views
all of you are most correct! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 07:53:44 PM 939 Views
When exactly have I ever given someone else a pass for "necessary actions" I blamed Egwene for? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:08:29 AM 1146 Views
A few days back... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:41 AM 1030 Views
Yes, those are completely different scenarios. Cannoli - 14/09/2010 05:36:30 AM 1453 Views
Misinterpretations... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:26:11 AM 892 Views
How can you claim Verin merely "helped" Egwene? Cannoli - 15/09/2010 06:35:47 AM 1331 Views
Holy carp. I prefer my form of arguing. I make an *NM* post and then he calls me a name *NM* Deadsy - 15/09/2010 06:47:08 AM 518 Views
I'm not even going to bother with that anymore. *NM* fionwe1987 - 15/09/2010 05:55:08 PM 542 Views
Re: Cannoli's just got huge blinders... orius - 17/09/2010 06:42:39 AM 1194 Views
Read his replies in this thread... fionwe1987 - 17/09/2010 06:48:20 AM 1021 Views
So your defense of Egwene is to refute her accusation against her rival? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:12:22 AM 1010 Views
Double Post. See below. *NM* fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:55 AM 583 Views
How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:06:15 AM 911 Views
Re: How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 06:58:17 AM 963 Views
I give up. fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:44:57 AM 1068 Views
No, I made MY point, and your refusal to admit to the slightest fault of Egwene proves MY point *NM* Cannoli - 15/09/2010 01:17:21 AM 496 Views
lol *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:46:23 PM 525 Views
So much venom. Maybe you should take a break one of these days, Cannoli. At this rate... lord-of-shadow - 08/09/2010 12:16:05 AM 1048 Views
I'm not the one posting to undercut the hero, while calling it humor to duck critical response *NM* Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:37:07 AM 669 Views
I laughed very hard at this part: Gher - 09/09/2010 07:48:34 PM 919 Views
Somehow I think of the lyrics from "Defying Gravity", which aren't quite one line RugbyPlayingAshaman - 07/09/2010 04:07:09 PM 993 Views
Look at it these ways newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 02:47:46 AM 1061 Views
People are taking this way too seriously. Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:33:28 AM 1010 Views
no argument there! *NM* newyorkersedai - 09/09/2010 05:08:25 AM 315 Views
Re: Look at it these ways Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:26:37 AM 908 Views
It really comes down to the direction RJ went with his personality RugbyPlayingAshaman - 09/09/2010 03:08:36 PM 846 Views
pretty cool idea. And I didn't know that about Alex the Great. Nice! *NM* newyorkersedai - 10/09/2010 12:03:36 AM 591 Views
Wow, posting from work is becoming less impressive as my stress increases. Had to fix errors *NM* RugbyPlayingAshaman - 10/09/2010 10:50:07 PM 656 Views
This post was funny. Your responders are largely idiots who need a sense of humor. *NM* Dan - 08/09/2010 03:56:07 AM 698 Views
I really hate self-fulfilling prophecy. *NM* Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:34:45 AM 663 Views
Hee. <3 *NM* Dan - 09/09/2010 10:14:55 PM 586 Views
Re: Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios orius - 10/09/2010 06:28:50 AM 807 Views
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