Hopper Aes Sedai here, coming to you from lovely Tel'aran'rhiod. Been a long while, but great to see you all again - I recently received an interesting offer in my mailbox and thought I'd pass it along. I hope some of y'all will find it useful:
Dear Sir/Madame/WolfThatCanChannelSaidar,
We are pleased to offer you membership in the Shadow Loyalty Programme (SLP)! SLP is currently the world's second largest loyalty programme (but we won't rest until we're the sole loyalty programme). With your new enrollment, you can quickly earn SLP points whenever you do business with the Great Lord or any of our 20,000+ worldwide partners, including Phillip Morris, Lehman Brothers, AIG, Monsanto, Sony, and more! Redeem your valuable SLP points for reward trips to Shayol Ghul, Malkier, and the Black Tower. You may also redeem your SLP points for once-in-a-lifetime experiences in Graendal's Domani Love Palace.
For each soul you deliver to the Great Lord, you will earn 10 base SLP points. Deliver 50 souls in a calendar year and earn the status of Trolloc Fodder and a 50% bonus on the base rate! Deliver 100 in a year and enjoy a 100% bonus, plus complimentary membership in the Children of the Light! Your Child of the Light membership card comes with many benefits, such as guaranteed Aes-Sedai-free accommodations with no black-out dates!
Our most valuable members, who deliver 10,000 or more souls to the Great Lord, will earn lifetime Dreadlord status, which includes all the benefits of Child of the Light, plus complimentary access to The Ways and free Presidental Suite upgrades at the Aridhol Resort and Spa.
Act now - apply for the SLP American Express credit card and we'll even waive your first year's annual tribute!
It has never been a more rewarding time to be a member of the Shadow! To join, simply mail back a pint of your blood in the postage-not-paid envelope. You will be earning valuable SLP points in no time at all!
Sincerely,
Barid Bel Medar
President, Shadow Loyalty Programme
Dear Sir/Madame/WolfThatCanChannelSaidar,
We are pleased to offer you membership in the Shadow Loyalty Programme (SLP)! SLP is currently the world's second largest loyalty programme (but we won't rest until we're the sole loyalty programme). With your new enrollment, you can quickly earn SLP points whenever you do business with the Great Lord or any of our 20,000+ worldwide partners, including Phillip Morris, Lehman Brothers, AIG, Monsanto, Sony, and more! Redeem your valuable SLP points for reward trips to Shayol Ghul, Malkier, and the Black Tower. You may also redeem your SLP points for once-in-a-lifetime experiences in Graendal's Domani Love Palace.
For each soul you deliver to the Great Lord, you will earn 10 base SLP points. Deliver 50 souls in a calendar year and earn the status of Trolloc Fodder and a 50% bonus on the base rate! Deliver 100 in a year and enjoy a 100% bonus, plus complimentary membership in the Children of the Light! Your Child of the Light membership card comes with many benefits, such as guaranteed Aes-Sedai-free accommodations with no black-out dates!
Our most valuable members, who deliver 10,000 or more souls to the Great Lord, will earn lifetime Dreadlord status, which includes all the benefits of Child of the Light, plus complimentary access to The Ways and free Presidental Suite upgrades at the Aridhol Resort and Spa.
Act now - apply for the SLP American Express credit card and we'll even waive your first year's annual tribute!
It has never been a more rewarding time to be a member of the Shadow! To join, simply mail back a pint of your blood in the postage-not-paid envelope. You will be earning valuable SLP points in no time at all!
Sincerely,
Barid Bel Medar
President, Shadow Loyalty Programme
I am a wolf that can channel saidin.
Solicitation: Shadow Loyalty Programme
- 18/05/2010 03:40:14 AM
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- 18/05/2010 06:58:34 AM
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Greetings Mhom. I am an official SLP employee and will attempt to address your concerns
- 19/05/2010 10:44:50 PM
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