For those who don't know Lo Pan is from "Big Trouble in Little China", and Bad Ash is from "Army of Darkness" both are B movie classics.

First let's consider the strengths and weaknesses of each.

Lo Pan & the 3 Storms:
To begin with the 3 storms can throw lightning, not only that they ride around on it. Lo Pan is incorporeal and has this crazy laser he can shoot out from his pinky nails. These guys all seem pretty awesome but they have one weird weakness, some crazy magic juice that Egg has makes your average joe able to fight them on equal footing.

Bad Ash & the army of Deadites:
Lets face it Bad Ash is a pimp, I mean he was chopped up into a bunch of pieces, and managed to put himself back together, and on top of that raise an army of the dead to recover the Necronomicon. The problem with the Deadites is they're cowards, and once they're more afraid of the enemy than of Bad Ash they'll break.


Personally my vote goes to Lo Pan and the 3 Storms, I think the deadites will break before the fearsome might of lightning tossing guys with awesome hats. For the fight between Lo Pan and Bad Ash themselves I'm going to assume Bad Ash has the Necronomicon, and has used it to make Lo Pan corporeal, but Lo Pan would just zap him with his crazy fingernail lasers, which unlike Egg, Bad Ash wouldn't know how to counter.