In my defense, we were Russian Rouletting netflix, and we thought it was going to be a hilarious kung fu movie. One can generally tell it all went wrong when five minutes in there is a scene/music that makes you and your friends peep at each other for a moment before someone finally says it: "Uhhhh, is this porn?"

If anyone is familiar with this genre, I would really like to know if it is supposed to be funny. I was dying of both laughter and mortification in equal turns. This kind of thing is not made for innocents from the Midwest. Yikes. If you want an idea, just click the link. Go on.