Episode 1: The doctor leaps through plot holes and dodges paradoxes to save a race of intelligent pencil sharpeners from certain doom at the hands of a recently mutated ball of timey-wimey cosmic ooze.
Episode 2: The doctor must figure out how to set his sonic screwdriver to "deus-ex-machina-maximum" mode before the earth is overrun with malevolent sneeze spirits.
Episode 3: The doctor is trapped in a mysterious dimension for ill-explained reasons. His only hope for escape is to rip the dimension apart by vividly imagining all of the sandwiches he's ever eaten.
Generalized extension to all future episodes: The doctor must do something nonsensical in order to solve a contrived problem (usually involving a monster of the day based on whatever the costume designer could scrounge from the local thrift store) through use of absurd plot devices and £12.88 worth of special effects. He will engage in at least one heartwarming/tearjerking moment which you're supposed to take seriously in spite of the fact that there's a living trashcan shooting lasers a few feet away.
I uh...I don't like Doctor Who.
Episode 2: The doctor must figure out how to set his sonic screwdriver to "deus-ex-machina-maximum" mode before the earth is overrun with malevolent sneeze spirits.
Episode 3: The doctor is trapped in a mysterious dimension for ill-explained reasons. His only hope for escape is to rip the dimension apart by vividly imagining all of the sandwiches he's ever eaten.
Generalized extension to all future episodes: The doctor must do something nonsensical in order to solve a contrived problem (usually involving a monster of the day based on whatever the costume designer could scrounge from the local thrift store) through use of absurd plot devices and £12.88 worth of special effects. He will engage in at least one heartwarming/tearjerking moment which you're supposed to take seriously in spite of the fact that there's a living trashcan shooting lasers a few feet away.
I uh...I don't like Doctor Who.
Doctor Who started filming this week.
- 21/02/2012 09:07:22 PM
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Allow me to make some episode predictions. 
- 22/02/2012 04:53:08 PM
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- 22/02/2012 04:53:08 PM
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Can I ask ...
- 22/02/2012 05:07:20 PM
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*chuckles* Not enough to give it a fair shot. I know my criticisms aren't fair, I'm just having fun.
- 22/02/2012 08:06:38 PM
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No, I was just curious.
- 23/02/2012 12:11:06 AM
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Hm. Well. . .I can probably manage to get through one show. I'll try to find time for that soon.
- 23/02/2012 04:09:06 PM
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