I am making these up completely as I go. There is no unifying theme. Unless the unifying theme is that there is no unifying theme. I resolutely stand by the rigid and unflexible rule that my questions must follow no rigid, unflexible rules, and no one can sway me from that course.

Also, is it strange that there have been no posts in four day, and only five in the past ten days (four of which are about Doctor Who)? I thought the new season of primetime telemavision shows had just started up.

That wasn't one of the questions, but I guess you can answer it anyway. If you must.

Where are the questions, you ask? That wasn't one of them either. But here they are:


1. You are designing a tv series. You must choose actors for each of the following generic stock roles. You are so incredibly famous that any actor in the world would say yes to you, and would work for peanuts. Movie actors, tv actors, whatever. They would give up their fortunes to lick your boots. The roles:

- The grizzled ex-military commando spacejumping daredevil badass pirate captain with a heart of gold.
Who else but Nathon Fillion
- The impossibly cute love interest who dies at the end of the first season (spoilers!).
Emma Stone
- The wise old mentor figure who rides a flying space horse and wears a stetson.
Phillip Seymore Hoffman
- The queen of the Galic tribes circa 47 BC.
Catherine Zeta Jones
- The precocious child who always gets into trouble but is secretly the leader of the unstoppable alien shapeshifting menace.
Dakota Fanning or Willow Smith. She whips her hair back and forth....a lot.
- The young woman who got lost on the way to the corner store and ended up hitching a ride with an alien and becoming stranded in the chaotic energy of time itself causing her to pop out randomly at different points throughout the past and the future.
Jenna Malone
- The sarcastic alien she caught a ride with, who wears a long coat and dual-wields toy Star Trek phasers.
Jesse Eisenberg
- The wisecracking ship pilot who used to be a dog before the unfortunate transmogrification.
Alyn Tudyk...no wait...gotta go with Seth Green here. He is awesome as Joker on the Mass Effect Games...and he was a werewolf in a previous role...
- Gandalf.
Michael Cain
If it helps with your decision, the show is titled Cheers: The Next Generation.


2. If you could keep one show, and one show only, on the air for the rest of your life, which do you choose? You can resurrect cancelled shows as well.
Farscape. I miss that show alot.

3. Mulder versus Scully:

- Which is cooler?
Scully. Much better under bizarre cicrcumstances and less likely to get caught up in the "Myth"
- Which would win in a gunfight?
Mulder. Scully would spend a fraction of a second choosing the spot to do the most damage where as Mulder will just shoot you.
- Which would you want to join your team at work, and why?
Scully...hawt.
If you don't know who Mulder and Scully are, get out of my internets, we don't want your kind around here.


4. George Lucas decides to make money by inserting product placement into the Star Wars saga in the New Fourth Extra Special Edition.

- What is Chewbacca's beverage of choice?
Jones Roast Turkey Flavored Soda.
- What is Darth Vader's iPhone ringtone?
Fett's Vette by MC Chris
- Where does Han Solo take the Millenium Falcon for all his maintenance and tuneup needs?
Jiffy Lube
- Is R2-D2 a Mac or a PC?
PC, Mac people are very pretentious as a whole and R2D2 is all about hanging out while getting things done, instead of snobbing his dome at people.
- What is the most popular fast food chain on Tatooine?
Chipotle.
- What does Princess Leia use to relax after a hard day in the garbage compactor?
She uses Lavender scented bubble bath from Bath and Body Works
- What is Yoda's favourite sports team?
Soccer: Ipswich
Football: Saints
Baseball: DEvil Rays
NBA: Spurs

5. You can erase one movie from time, so that it never existed and never will. Which do you choose?
Inspector Gadget

6. Johnny Depp becomes Lord Emperor of Hollywood and will now play the starring role in every single movie, and will also be inserted via CGI into the starring role of every movie ever made in the past.

- What are the top three roles you'd want to see him as? Future or inserted into the past.
None. Depp is not a very good actor. Think about the roles you remember him in and tell me that they are not all very similar.
- What are the three most ridiculous roles you can think of for him?
Everything



7. Of the following, which would you most want to see a sequel for, and which would you least want to see a sequel for? Back to the Future, Kill Bill, Spaceballs, Memento (actually a prequel in disguise), Fight Club, Gladiator, Signs, Trains Planes & Automobiles, Kindergarten Cop, Hamlet (the undead sequel to the Mel Gibson version).