Also, is it strange that there have been no posts in four day, and only five in the past ten days (four of which are about Doctor Who)? I thought the new season of primetime telemavision shows had just started up.
I'm not a big fan of over-analyzing things.
That wasn't one of the questions, but I guess you can answer it anyway. If you must.
I didn't have to, but it seemed to be asking for a response.
1. You are designing a tv series. You must choose actors for each of the following generic stock roles. You are so incredibly famous that any actor in the world would say yes to you, and would work for peanuts. Movie actors, tv actors, whatever. They would give up their fortunes to lick your boots. The roles:
- The grizzled ex-military commando spacejumping daredevil badass pirate captain with a heart of gold.
MGB
- The impossibly cute love interest who dies at the end of the first season (spoilers!).
mapthis. So sad.
- The wise old mentor figure who rides a flying space horse and wears a stetson.
damookster, but the flying space horse is only airbrushed on the side of his van
- The queen of the Galic tribes circa 47 BC.
Priya (Messy)
- The precocious child who always gets into trouble but is secretly the leader of the unstoppable alien shapeshifting menace.
Clover
- The young woman who got lost on the way to the corner store and ended up hitching a ride with an alien and becoming stranded in the chaotic energy of time itself causing her to pop out randomly at different points throughout the past and the future.
IamFarDareismai
- The sarcastic alien she caught a ride with, who wears a long coat and dual-wields toy Star Trek phasers.
farmboy
- The wisecracking ship pilot who used to be a dog before the unfortunate transmogrification.
Wulf`gar.
- Gandalf.
Druid
If it helps with your decision, the show is titled Cheers: The Next Generation.
Oh... then all my answers are now George Wendt.
2. If you could keep one show, and one show only, on the air for the rest of your life, which do you choose? You can resurrect cancelled shows as well.
SeaQuest DSV... except that Wil Wheaton has to play Jonathan Brandis.
3. Mulder versus Scully:
- Which is cooler?
Mulder
- Which would win in a gunfight?
Scully
- Which would you want to join your team at work, and why?
Scully. So I can stare longingly at her and say things like, "You know, it's weird that this is happening because I answered an online survey describing this exact situation occuring."
If you don't know who Mulder and Scully are, get out of my internets, we don't want your kind around here.
It's like those people are droids in a bar. They take up space and don't buy any drinks.
4. George Lucas decides to make money by inserting product placement into the Star Wars saga in the New Fourth Extra Special Edition.
- What is Chewbacca's beverage of choice?
Mountain Dew. Pepsi Co already has history with Star Wars and Mountain Dew seems a logical drink to target a youth audience.
- What is Darth Vader's iPhone ringtone?
Workin' for the Weekend
- Where does Han Solo take the Millenium Falcon for all his maintenance and tuneup needs?
LEGO land at Downtown Disney.
- Is R2-D2 a Mac or a PC?
UNIX based system.
- What is the most popular fast food chain on Tatooine?
Bantha Express
- What does Princess Leia use to relax after a hard day in the garbage compactor?
Vibrator with lightsaber handle.
- What is Yoda's favourite sports team?
The TCU Horned Frogs.
5. You can erase one movie from time, so that it never existed and never will. Which do you choose?
Empire Strikes Back. That way people watch Star Wars and then Return of the Jedi and go "Woah, what the fuck did I miss? Why would he have so much happen off camera between movies?"
6. Johnny Depp becomes Lord Emperor of Hollywood and will now play the starring role in every single movie, and will also be inserted via CGI into the starring role of every movie ever made in the past.
- What are the top three roles you'd want to see him as? Future or inserted into the past.
Dr Gonzo in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". That way he's playing both Hunter S Thompson and his companion adding a whole new level to the drug trip.
Dr Frankenfurter in "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
And for the Doctor trifecta... Doctor Who: The Movie.
- What are the three most ridiculous roles you can think of for him?
Christina Ricci's in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
Columbia in "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
Sarah Jane Smith
7. Of the following, which would you most want to see a sequel for, and which would you least want to see a sequel for? Back to the Future, Kill Bill, Spaceballs, Memento (actually a prequel in disguise), Fight Club, Gladiator, Signs, Trains Planes & Automobiles, Kindergarten Cop, Hamlet (the undead sequel to the Mel Gibson version).
Spaceballs prequel: want
Kindergarten Cop sequel: no
It's been four days with no posts, so here are some questions.
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I always try to respond to surveys that people put a lot of work into. 
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I'll play...
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