I think I watched the first ep of firefly. I heard that theme song and I just started laughing my ass off. Especially the shot of the horses breaking as the ship flies overhead. I just couldn't take it seriously. I immediately thought "oh, there's gonna be a space-train robbery, a space-cattle drive, and a visit to the old space-whorehouse!"

A friend was a full-on brown coat, and she had bought multiple tickets up and down the eastern seaboard to watch the premiere of Serenity. She asked to crash at my place when I was up in Boston, and invited me along. So we went, took our seats, and I visited the men's room just before. When I came back, it was just before the house lights were about to dim.

A freakishly-cute girl, looking like a prettier version of Jewel, was standing in front of a camera in the hallway outside the theater that was going to play the show. She was so lovely, that I slowed my walk down by about 50% (I'm from NYC, so it was a "normal walk" then). I just wanted the cameras to turn off so I could ask her out.

But the kept asking questions, going on for a few extra seconds. I knew what I was going to say to her, but didn't see a good chance to do it without really waiting around for the moment, which is never the best way to do things (or so I think). It was only after the movie started to play that I realized who I almost asked out.

Anyway, if you saw the episode of the X-Files that she was in, I'm sure you'd be worried about stalking her. Poor woman's been through enough already =)

PS - If you were crazy enough to stalk her, you probably would've ended up dating me at some point. Like John Crichton, I seem to always attract the psychos...