Heidi Klum and Kristen Bell. Good taste and style were fucked this week. Those 2 don't have any! I like 'em both, but they can't dress for shit.

How did April win? They thing was horrible. It wasn't resort ware. It looked like whore ware with granny panties. Shorts may have been fine, but under that, they looked horrible. Hello Fredericks of Hollywood, your new head designer is available. Andy's a bitch, but should definitely have won over that. His screamed wearable, attractive resort ware.

And how was Gretchen not in the bottom three? Hers was terrible, too. The color and cut, awful. I guess all women want to look fat and boring.

This was not the week for Casanova to go. Should have been Ivy's week. Her's was a mess. Ugh. Casanova's wasn't perfect, but I kind of liked it. I get sick of them saying everything is "old" if it's made for anyone but a 20-year-old stick. Put Susan Sarandon in his outfit and it's not so un-sexy now. Older women like nice clothes made for them, too, you ageist motherfuckers.