Role Messages

Amys / Fanatic-Templar
"Oh yeah, check out all his majesty."

You're a man. You're a dragon-man? Ok, maybe you're just a dragon, but you're still... an unparalleled killing machine. Whether you're delivering a knockout punch with your big beefy arm or a savage bite with your consummate V-teeth or the unstoppable fiery fury of your Burnination, virtually nothing can stand in your way.

Having grown tired of the standard fare found in thatched-roof cottages, you have found a ritzy hotel resort to terrorize. Although you normally work alone, you've found a group here that promises to feed you a steady stream of peasants and provide cover while you indulge in your most destructive hobbies. Perhaps you'll eat them later, but for now it's nice to have allies.

You're Trogdor the Burninator, from Homestar Runner. You're a member of the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Monkey Clowns and can talk with the others, Talic and your leader Isaac at night, and each night you can help choose one person to eliminate. Although anyone can choose to perform this nightly kill, you are the default assassin, and you cannot be killed while you are killing someone else. You never hold back though, and will kill even those who your allies may have been able to recruit. Once during the game you can choose to Burninate someone. Burnination is a fiery doom against which there can be no defense, and it can be used in addition to your group's normal nightly kill. You win when your team is at least half the surviving population and no one alive can threaten your victory.

Artsapat
"Everybody's got a price."

To celebrate your recent induction into the Hall of Fame, you're taking a trip to what is said to be one of the finest resorts in the galaxy. If it lives up to its reputation, and your own high standards, you might consider buying it.

You might keep an eye out for people to buy too. You can always use more staff, and good help is so hard to find on Earth, even when money is no object.

You're the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, from World Wrestling Entertainment. You can buy out one person each night, thus ensuring that they will vote with you on the following day's lynch. You can only buy each person's vote in this manner once. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

beetnemesis
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."

This will be your last big break before you need to prepare for the busy Christmas season, and you want to make the most of it. You'll keep an eye out for any new toys of course, but mostly you're here to rest, relax, eat cookies, and drink milk.

Should the need arise, you are also in charge of the most powerful surveillance system in the known universe, which you use for everything from monitoring all the activities in your workshop to cataloging children's behavior.

You're Santa Claus, the official mascot of Christmas. Each night you can watch one person and learn who else (if anyone) targetted them. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

BlackAdder
"The hunter with eyeballs of flame!"

Your owners are off on an insterstellar cruise on which, unfortunately, pets are not allowed. They would have nothing but the best for the hero of the garden, so they've left you in the kennel of a prestigious upscale hotel. It is a nice place indeed, but you can't stand to be caged. So you decided to escape and see what there is to find here.

This could be a dangerous place, but you know no fear. There are probably snakes and other predators in the area, but they will feel your wrath. And if you get too tired, you can always go back to your cage in the kennel.

You're Rikki Tikki Tavi, from The Jungle Book. Using the vast natural talents and skills of the most famous mongoose in history, you can choose one snake to hunt down and kill each night. Alternatively, you can retreat to your cage in the kennel where no one can bother you. You do find it boring there though, so you cannot stay locked up on two consecutive nights. You win with the tourists when no is left to threaten you.

Blaine / Kronin al'Sulc
"Your words are kind, and your heart is true."

A competent and benevolent ruler, you are also traditionally the keeper of Wisdom. Like any good princess, you are well-trained in the arts of being kidnapped and held hostage.

Your limited telepathic power gives you a tremendous advantage when dealing with other people. You are able to see through the webs of lies that are so common in politics; that skill should serve you well now while you are on a diplomatic mission in a strange land.

You're Princess Zelda, from the Legend of Zelda series. Each night you can reflect one person's conversation and ascertain how much of it was true or false. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

Darth_Katie
"I claim this planet in the name of Mars!"

The highly decorated Commander of Saucer X-2, you were chosen by Martian High Command to establish a base in this region. A nearby spatial anomaly gives a lovely kaleidoscopic view of the planet Venus.

Unfortunately, it would seem that someone else got here first. The area is heavily populated and appears to be a booming tourist destination. Perhaps you'll rest and relax for a few days before heading back to inform your superiors of the situation. Besides if you run into any problems, you could always resolve them with an Earth-shattering kaboom.

You're Marvin the Martian, from Looney Tunes. You win with the Martians. Of course, you're the only Martian here, so you need to survive to report back to Mars. You are armed with one Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. This is an extremely dangerous and volatile weapon, and its use is almost never recommended. It takes some time to prepare, so you can only detonate it at night, and only once.

Fanatic-Templar
“Use your intelligence, guided by experience.”

Another asteroid zooms by as you tightly grasp the handle above you and breathe in a bushel of air. You don't even trust automobiles; you certainly never thought you'd board a starship. Not for the first time, and assuredly not for the last, you find yourself wishing you were back home in your old Manhattan brownstone.

This should be well worth the effort though. They've invited you to be a guest judge at the first ever Iron Chef Intergalactic. They even offered to pay you for it, but of course you turned that down. That would make it too much like work, and you never leave your home on business. It should still be a good trip though. The food is sure to be excellent, and you may even have a chance to pick up some alien orchids.

You're Nero Wolfe, from the mystery series of the same name. As a self-proclaimed genius and the most expensive private detective in New York, you can use your keen observational skills and brilliant reasoning to determine the guilt or innocence of one person each night. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

Fox and Ravens
"Resistance is futile."

Having reached the lofty heights of evolutionary perfection, you seek to share your gifts and knowledge with all the inhabitants of the universe. Most species cannot appreciate your altruistic nature, but you know that you really do have their best interests at heart. Trillions of your best drones would surely attest to that.

Currently, you are heading for a lavish resort that has been earmarked for assimilation. The site was specifically chosen for its broad range of biological and technological diversity. It will reach its full potential as part of the Collective, under you.

You're the Borg Queen, from Star Trek. You are currently operating alone, but each night you can choose one player to assimilate into the Borg Collective. Despite your claims to the contrary, there are those who may successfully resist assimilation, often with disastrous consequences for you. Thanks to the Royal Protocol and other protective redundancies though, you will always be reborn at Unimatrix Zero following this kind of backlash. Any Borg can choose to carry out this nightly assimilation instead of taking any other available actions at night, but only you are protected from counterstrikes in this way. Because you share a hive mind, all members of the Collective can talk to each other at night. You win when at least half of the surviving population are Borg and no one alive can threaten your victory.

Hobo / Yunalesca
"HEAR WHO WILL DIE AND WHO LIVE."

Tarmon Gaidon approaches. The seals on your prison are weakening. Already you are able to reach out into the world once more... and take a well-deserved vacation!

You have a vast network of servants and spies, darkfriends and shadowspawn eager to do your bidding. It does take time to get things done as you must first summon someone and then command them and then wait for them to do the deed. You are also the Father of Lies though, and this can give you a powerful motivational edge should you desire greater speed.

You're the Great Lord of the Dark, the Dark One, Shai'tan, from the Wheel of Time. Each night you can choose someone to kill, protect, or roleblock the following night. If enough of what you said the preceeding day was untrue, your actions will be carried out the same night instead. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

Isaac
"Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw?"

Yes Oroku Saki, I know who you are... A ninjitsu master and a talented motivator, you have the perfect blend of cunning and ruthlessness for a successful crime lord. Indeed, your Foot clan and other minions have been terrorizing such places as Japan, New York City, and Dimension X for years... when you all haven't been thwarted by meddling adolescent terrapins that is.

Now you're ready to try something different. You've assembled a new team and you've found a fancy resort that can be a base of operations to rival the Technodrome. You'll have to clear out all of the other tourists in the area, but that shouldn't be too difficult. They're probably all rich too, so it will be a great fundraiser. If all goes well, perhaps tonight you'll dine on turtle soup!

You're Shredder, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You are the leader of the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Monkey Clowns and (thanks to your ninja training) can evade most forms of detection. At night you can talk with your followers Amys and Talic and each night you can choose one person to eliminate. You can do this personally, if you so desire. You win when your team is at least half the surviving population and no one alive can threaten your victory.

Kronin al'Sulc
"Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"

The premiere vacation destination in the galaxy should be good for some fun, entertainment, and, of course, shopping. Ken wasn't able to make it this time, but you're sure you'll have a great time anyway.

As you weren't entirely sure what to wear here, you have ordered several new outfits. Although you currently have your best and trendiest tourist clothing, you're looking forward to receiving your new attire.

You're Barbie, one of the most popular dolls of all time. Each night you can choose what you would like to wear the following day and you can take any additional action granted by your current clothing. With the exception of your tourist attire, you cannot wear the same outfit twice. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

Kylia Skydancer
"I see dead people."

After some very strange, but successful therapy sessions with your new psychologist, your parents have decided to take you on a vacation to celebrate.

Although you don't expect the change of scenery to have any effect on your "hallucinations," you don't mind them so much now that you know what they really are. Besides, vacations are always fun.

You're Cole Sear, from The Sixth Sense. Each night you are likely to be haunted by the ghost of a former player, who you can ask three questions of. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

Napoleon62 / BlackAdder
"Three cheers for the little girl."

That mean Anne Featherstone was going to make you late for class, and you have a test in Maths today! Hoping that you remember all your multiplication tables, you open the door... and step into another world. You feel your heart leap, could you possibly have gotten back to Narnia? Will you see Aslan?

A closer look convinces you otherwise. This isn't Narnia, but it is still a very queer place. You put your hands in your pockets to consider the situation, and pull out a small diamond bottle. Why, it's your magical healing cordial! Your spirits buoyed once more, you set off to see what adventure awaits here.

You're Lucy Pevensie, from the Chronicles of Narnia. You have your cordial, a gift from your time in Narnia, from which the smallest drop will cure the gravest illness or injury. You can use it to heal one person each night. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

Talic
"Got a little Captain in you?"

As a successful spokesman you can be all businessness when you need to, but you also know how to have fun. With your ready supply of groupies and booze, you bring the party wherever you go.

While promoting your beverage of choice at this fine resort, you found a small group of party animals who offered you a chance to partake in some good old-fashioned piracy. Your job is to do what you do best, bring the party to the people. Of course, not everyone knows to drink responsibly, so this will often have adverse effects for your guests.

You're Captain Morgan, the rum guru and advertising icon. Each night you can throw someone a party they'll never forget, which will cause them to instead forget anything else they might have been planning to do. You're a member of the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Monkey Clowns and can talk with the others, Amys and your leader Isaac at night, and each night you can help choose one person to eliminate. You can do this personally, but you cannot both kill and roleblock on the same night. You win when your team is at least half the surviving population and no one alive can threaten your victory.

White Flame of Tar Valon
"I am the law, and the law is not mocked!"

Perseverence and a highly developed sense of justice have served you well and enabled you to rise through the ranks in the royal police. Some might say that you take things to an extreme, when you hunt a man for twenty years for stealing a loaf of bread for instance, but you know that you are merely doing your duty to your country and your king.

Such is the case now. Criminals have gone to ground in this posh hotel, but you will root them out. You will hunt them down and see them pay the penalty for their transgressions. You swear it by the stars.

You're Inspecter Javert, from Les Misérables. Eager to uncover all of the alliances and clandestine activities going on here, you can track down one person each night to see who (if anyone) they associate with. You win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you.

Yunalesca
"Some men just want to watch the world burn."

A troubled and disturbed individual, you've led a troubling and disturbing life. You've had a few jobs here and there, some of them even respectable, but for the most part you have eked by on petty crime.

Using the money from your latest heist, you've decided to get away for a while and reexamine your life. Call it a sabbatical.

You're Jack Kerr, from Batman. Because of your extensive criminal record, anyone who investigates you will be assured of your guilt, but you win with the tourists when no one is left to threaten you... unless they decide to lynch you. If they do, you would survive the first such attempt, embrace your inner demons, take on the new persona of the Joker, and exact your revenge by killing one person each night until you are the sole survivor.