As an attorney with international oil and gas experience in general and oil and gas experience in the former Soviet Union in particular, with the requisite big firm background and knowledge of the languages and history of the region, as well as personally knowing a lot of players in the field (some of whom are still clients), I would be massively more qualified to serve on the board of Burisma, but my last name isn't Biden (thank God - it would mean I'm functionally retarded) and my father wasn't the Vice President so I was never considered (nor am I surprised by that - you don't put people like me on the board of a company unless it's in the zone of insolvency and you want to make sure your actions don't create problems in bankruptcy if you choose to file). The point is that the guy is like an incompetent, retarded, drug addict version of myself and he did get the job. It sort of irks me.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*