Sheev Palpatine got my vote today, even though he cannot possibly win because:

He is not an actual person.

He is not an American. (On account of being born in a galaxy far away)

He is not yet 35 years of age. (On account of being born a long time ago)

Wait... that's not true. He's too old, not too young. Except by the letter of the law, you can't be too old. But he's kinda dead. Except he's been dead before.

anyways, just wondering if that vote spoils my ballot or not.