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I got 'em, it's true. Everybody swipes right on me. LiterateDog Send a noteboard - 31/01/2018 08:26:07 PM

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I can turn anything into a double-entendre.

are unmatched. At everything you do or have done to you. Martha has nothing on you.


"I'll blow whomever I want, whenever I want, as long as I can still breathe and kneel."
-Samantha Jones, SatC
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Patriots or Eagles? Or Other. (See Inside!) The Shrike - 30/01/2018 03:32:05 PM 1713 Views
Yeah, I've seen exactly two American football games in my life... Legolas - 30/01/2018 03:57:56 PM 761 Views
In what way do you find him obnoxious? Seems awesome to me. The Shrike - 30/01/2018 04:20:01 PM 778 Views
Anyone but the Eagles random thoughts - 30/01/2018 04:57:53 PM 767 Views
Why should there be a limit? The Shrike - 30/01/2018 05:16:33 PM 780 Views
Not an offical limit I just don't want them to win more than 6 random thoughts - 30/01/2018 07:23:30 PM 801 Views
Dreaming is good. The Shrike - 30/01/2018 07:26:55 PM 690 Views
like I said the best in his generation random thoughts - 30/01/2018 08:53:10 PM 792 Views
Like I said, GOAT. *NM* The Shrike - 30/01/2018 09:57:06 PM 472 Views
It is even harder now to do what Brady and the Patriots do/have done. LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:02:56 PM 767 Views
Yup! The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:07:06 PM 744 Views
I don't disgree with argument just the over use of GOAT random thoughts - 01/02/2018 02:45:13 PM 764 Views
I heard a radio discussion of this topic the other day damookster - 01/02/2018 03:53:09 PM 756 Views
Roger Staubach is and always will be my personal GOAT random thoughts - 01/02/2018 04:21:53 PM 778 Views
Can't blame you for that damookster - 02/02/2018 12:34:50 AM 782 Views
Tom Landrys wife said he felt much the same. Joel - 02/02/2018 11:12:40 AM 739 Views
You know I completely disagree with your entire argument here. The Shrike - 01/02/2018 04:18:04 PM 778 Views
OK *NM* random thoughts - 01/02/2018 04:22:11 PM 435 Views
Rodgers is better Joel - 02/02/2018 09:15:49 AM 700 Views
Your post is full of it. The Shrike - 02/02/2018 12:52:05 PM 760 Views
Of course Staubach is honest random thoughts - 02/02/2018 02:21:08 PM 755 Views
My team is fine, thanks Joel - 03/02/2018 06:14:35 AM 750 Views
pessure up the middle wrecks most QBs random thoughts - 02/02/2018 02:04:07 PM 728 Views
Fair point, except I am unsure even that applies to Rodgers Joel - 03/02/2018 06:35:38 AM 749 Views
you said Eli beat Brady *NM* random thoughts - 04/02/2018 12:13:43 AM 408 Views
No, I said Brady has a losing record against Eli; as you noted, that does not mean Eli beat Brady Joel - 04/02/2018 07:24:36 AM 804 Views
Roll Tide! aerocontrols - 30/01/2018 05:56:37 PM 702 Views
Understandable. The Shrike - 30/01/2018 06:08:51 PM 763 Views
I will root for the Eagles approximately 20 minutes after hell freezes over. damookster - 30/01/2018 06:40:49 PM 737 Views
I grew up a Giants fan. The Shrike - 30/01/2018 06:57:33 PM 713 Views
I did enjoy watching the Giants this season *NM* random thoughts - 30/01/2018 07:24:46 PM 443 Views
touché damookster - 30/01/2018 07:37:30 PM 765 Views
There was a point where I almost fel sorry for Eli random thoughts - 30/01/2018 08:16:18 PM 799 Views
He has two Super Bowl Rings The Shrike - 31/01/2018 01:05:10 PM 744 Views
He still has that face and his defense carried him to those rings *NM* random thoughts - 31/01/2018 06:41:00 PM 463 Views
Nobody cares about faces when the lights are out. LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:01:52 PM 749 Views
Oooh when Damookster sees this The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:07:57 PM 731 Views
*NM* damookster - 31/01/2018 08:08:57 PM 434 Views
Pretty is always a light switch away *NM* random thoughts - 01/02/2018 02:46:09 PM 446 Views
Like my grandpa told me when I was 11: aerocontrols - 01/02/2018 03:14:08 PM 759 Views
I like his face The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:07:33 PM 724 Views
This is true. LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:22:59 PM 702 Views
I'd happily take it off The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:29:30 PM 725 Views
I will have to bow to your expertise on this one random thoughts - 01/02/2018 02:54:18 PM 757 Views
Why do you hate him? The Shrike - 01/02/2018 04:19:10 PM 708 Views
lots of good reasons random thoughts - 01/02/2018 05:10:45 PM 708 Views
If it makes you feel any better The Shrike - 01/02/2018 05:30:42 PM 692 Views
My daughter wants to move to New York when she finshes school random thoughts - 01/02/2018 06:39:06 PM 767 Views
No! They suck! The Shrike - 01/02/2018 06:51:44 PM 695 Views
at least the Yankees win damookster - 01/02/2018 06:57:58 PM 705 Views
This is true. The Shrike - 02/02/2018 12:54:25 PM 693 Views
Never the Yankees random thoughts - 01/02/2018 07:33:06 PM 714 Views
No one chooses to be a Jet's fan damookster - 01/02/2018 06:56:49 PM 626 Views
But they have the cool chant where the spell their name random thoughts - 01/02/2018 07:36:19 PM 713 Views
It does seem like Dez has lost a step or two. damookster - 31/01/2018 03:32:13 PM 687 Views
I have only heard Romo in a few games and I guess I like him random thoughts - 31/01/2018 06:52:06 PM 750 Views
Yeah I think Romo could have had a lot of fun behind that line and with Zeke. damookster - 31/01/2018 07:58:08 PM 707 Views
He sure coulda had a lot of fun behind me. *NM* LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:03:59 PM 410 Views
And me!! The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:08:27 PM 687 Views
*NM* damookster - 31/01/2018 08:10:03 PM 368 Views
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Dirt, Stardust, what's the difference? *NM* Roland00 - 03/02/2018 06:19:14 AM 403 Views
Neil Gaiman. *NM* The Shrike - 03/02/2018 03:09:43 PM 429 Views
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To be honest the last couple of seasons have kind of soured my love of the game random thoughts - 01/02/2018 03:02:43 PM 682 Views
Go Cocks!!! Dakaling - 31/01/2018 05:03:50 AM 704 Views
Well now, as a gay man, I can't disagree with your sentiment. The Shrike - 31/01/2018 01:04:40 PM 676 Views
*NM* damookster - 31/01/2018 03:29:21 PM 392 Views
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Everybody wins in a cock fight! *NM* Roland00 - 31/01/2018 08:41:11 PM 372 Views
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The South Carolina Gamecocks! Dakaling - 01/02/2018 05:27:24 AM 780 Views
During the game? How risque The Shrike - 01/02/2018 12:48:36 PM 732 Views
Greg is always game for cock! *NM* LiterateDog - 01/02/2018 12:54:32 PM 410 Views
You know it! The Shrike - 01/02/2018 01:22:09 PM 684 Views
Or you can have your team mascot become dirty because language evolves aerocontrols - 01/02/2018 03:15:55 PM 714 Views
It is? Don't make me google. What does it now mean?! *NM* LiterateDog - 01/02/2018 04:52:54 PM 394 Views
it is a hand with all the fingers extended except the ring finger random thoughts - 01/02/2018 05:16:16 PM 656 Views
Ewww. Distasteful. *NM* LiterateDog - 01/02/2018 05:19:58 PM 389 Views
*clutches his pearls* The Shrike - 01/02/2018 05:31:15 PM 695 Views
The pink part getting to you? *NM* random thoughts - 01/02/2018 06:40:29 PM 361 Views
Can buy a 'foam finger' version aerocontrols - 01/02/2018 06:07:27 PM 719 Views
When my son was in Iraq they would have the kids flash a shocker before throwing them candy random thoughts - 01/02/2018 05:12:41 PM 676 Views
Soccer and Football questions mixed?! Okay! LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:05:32 PM 694 Views
I'd pay for that The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:09:01 PM 690 Views
This thread might set a new record for these *NM* damookster - 31/01/2018 08:11:52 PM 419 Views
I like records The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:15:40 PM 683 Views
I know! He's got a really big... LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:21:36 PM 671 Views
Oh, 'Mookie. Why do you tempt me into besting myself in every post from now until the end of time? LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:20:32 PM 646 Views
Your skills The Shrike - 31/01/2018 08:23:48 PM 738 Views
I got 'em, it's true. Everybody swipes right on me. LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:26:07 PM 676 Views
Instigating. It's what I do. *NM* damookster - 31/01/2018 08:28:07 PM 401 Views
I'm going to spam your Facebook wall. LiterateDog - 31/01/2018 08:32:52 PM 688 Views
Hmmm damookster - 31/01/2018 08:50:26 PM 724 Views
*fans himself* The Shrike - 01/02/2018 12:49:19 PM 733 Views
It will be done! LiterateDog - 01/02/2018 12:50:07 PM 725 Views
Ooooh. The Shrike - 01/02/2018 12:54:27 PM 733 Views
that's great damookster - 01/02/2018 03:49:02 PM 722 Views
Buddha was not a god The Shrike - 01/02/2018 04:20:47 PM 690 Views
Oh, girl, you better get her the number for the burn unit! LiterateDog - 01/02/2018 04:52:16 PM 672 Views
LOL The Shrike - 01/02/2018 05:32:06 PM 700 Views
Wait 'til tomorrow, when our theme is....Freaky Friday! *NM* LiterateDog - 01/02/2018 04:51:03 PM 386 Views
Ah Jesus Joseph and Mary The Shrike - 01/02/2018 05:32:35 PM 746 Views
Go Sweden! Floffe - 02/02/2018 05:27:09 AM 673 Views
Are there hot men on the Swedish team? The Shrike - 02/02/2018 12:55:17 PM 682 Views
Giant Meteor 2018 Joel - 02/02/2018 08:46:49 AM 821 Views
Conspiracy theories? The Shrike - 02/02/2018 12:58:32 PM 688 Views
If by "keeps sucking" you mean "ended two of Bradys last four seasons" yeah, we keep sucking Joel - 03/02/2018 06:04:29 AM 749 Views
More jealously and bitterness. Laughable. The Shrike - 03/02/2018 03:08:22 PM 729 Views
Who else is looking forward to the return of the XFL? ranagrande - 02/02/2018 12:27:17 PM 744 Views
The what? The Shrike - 02/02/2018 12:59:16 PM 684 Views
They're bringing that back? *NM* Dakaling - 03/02/2018 11:13:41 PM 412 Views
Can they both loose? HyogaRott - 02/02/2018 03:19:07 PM 714 Views
No. But considering how much the rest of the US outside hates my team. The Shrike - 02/02/2018 03:37:28 PM 728 Views
Only in the regular season, hence Giant Meteor 2018 Joel - 03/02/2018 09:27:18 PM 785 Views
OMG, OMG, OMG...WestWorld Season 2 Trailer will be a commercial during the big game! Roland00 - 02/02/2018 07:03:48 PM 732 Views
I'm looking forward to it. The Shrike - 03/02/2018 03:09:03 PM 708 Views
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