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It was the one that starts with Claw (Andy Serkis) & Ross (Martin Freeman) in an interrogation room, and I yelled "He's got a ring in his pocket!" My mother (I took her to see Thor 3) did that thing where she tries to remonstrate with me while suppressing laughter through her nose.

This is sort of my new fun mental exercise - describing movie plots, only substituting other sci-fi/fantasy/superhero characters the actors have played. So Black Panther is really about Bilbo Baggins questioning Gollum about a country ruled by Jackie Robinson, who has Michonne & Maz Canata as bodyguards, and Johnny Storm for an arch-nemesis. I am assuming. Justice League is about Daredevil & Giselle recruiting Khal Drogo and some other guys with the help of Simon Gruber, to honor Duke Charles Brandon's memory.

The ease of this game probably says something rather creepy about the state of popular entertainment.


You want to see Luke Skywalker go to the Wizarding school of Hogwarts and get taught by Gandalf. Of course his nemesis would have to be Egwene.

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I haven't seen anything about Frodo. - 13/11/2017 11:49:50 PM 579 Views
The first paragraph of the article you linked - 14/11/2017 02:04:13 AM 637 Views
Yeah, I see that now. Sloppy journalism. - 14/11/2017 12:20:32 PM 603 Views
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So essentially, - 14/11/2017 12:24:29 PM 556 Views
possible theme music - 14/11/2017 07:34:26 PM 611 Views
I feel I should know this. - 14/11/2017 10:06:09 PM 576 Views
You got it - 14/11/2017 11:39:46 PM 533 Views
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Nicely done *NM* - 15/11/2017 04:35:57 AM 316 Views
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I really do love that version of ROTK. - 14/11/2017 10:53:50 PM 556 Views
It's a guilty pleasure, isn't it? - 15/11/2017 04:25:23 AM 550 Views
I have no guilt. I'm done with guilt over what I do like and don't like! - 15/11/2017 01:12:50 PM 722 Views
I have to admit to being worried. - 15/11/2017 08:46:57 AM 1049 Views
I think we all are. We have been with these characters for decades. - 15/11/2017 01:15:12 PM 569 Views
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Hmm, not sure what to think of this! - 17/11/2017 02:00:36 AM 627 Views
So will tens of millions of other people. - 17/11/2017 01:50:36 PM 564 Views

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