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Look, people. Pineapple on pizza is a very simple affair. Ghavrel Send a noteboard - 26/10/2017 04:37:42 AM

(I am shamelessly stealing this from elsewhere.)

"When raw, it is a terrible detriment to everything that is pizza. It is unassailably hard, its sweet pungency an affront to whatever topping it is positioned aside. It is quite frankly, awful. The people who despise it are right in their cries against the pineapple menace.

But when appropriately browned and cooked, it is a thing of beauty. The fruity sweetness mellows into a gentle tang, the hardened flesh veritably melting in your mouth, gently caramelized with all the hints of whatever was cooked beside it. Paired with ham, it is a thing of glory. Ham notwithstanding, even beef is raised a bar above by its tropical embrace. Vegeterian replacements or imitations are similarly improved - it is the browned excellence upon which a pizza goes from being a pedestrian item of mere engorgement to an erudite's pleasure.

There are two types of people in this debate - those who have experienced pineapple on pizza done poorly, and those who have experienced it done correctly. You are no less a person for being unenlightened, but I and the others only pity the fact that your revelation has yet to happen."

"We feel safe when we read what we recognise, what does not challenge our way of thinking.... a steady acceptance of pre-arranged patterns leads to the inability to question what we are told."
~Camilla

Ghavrel is Ghavrel is Ghavrel

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I went there for SCUBA aerocontrols - 25/10/2017 09:49:11 PM 463 Views
I agree. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination in the eyes of God and men*. Tom - 25/10/2017 06:21:03 PM 417 Views
I have yet to try it. One day I will. Maybe. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:28:09 PM 543 Views
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I do not like pineapple on Pizza. However... LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:27:15 PM 533 Views
Fie upon thee damookster - 25/10/2017 07:29:35 PM 461 Views
If it takes age to confer legitimacy... LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:31:52 PM 594 Views
yes. I am 2 legit 2 quit. *NM* damookster - 25/10/2017 07:34:21 PM 277 Views
Meaty. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:30:02 PM 546 Views
Come to Connecticut damookster - 25/10/2017 07:31:23 PM 541 Views
You also have a Krispy Kreme. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:37:41 PM 450 Views
I'm not surprised damookster - 25/10/2017 07:41:58 PM 582 Views
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He is not the fan of the olive garden? Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:21:11 AM 434 Views
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Maybe the menu will be better if it includes at least one dish that has a single olive in it *NM* Roland00 - 26/10/2017 07:43:02 PM 272 Views
I dislike the taste of black olives. The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:29:24 PM 441 Views
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On pizza? Or in some strange Swedish dish? *NM* Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:42:35 AM 335 Views
Both Floffe - 26/10/2017 11:57:09 AM 424 Views
Hmmm. When I finally get to Sweden, The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:33:46 PM 543 Views
That combination sounds awful. The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:30:42 PM 445 Views
It is *NM* Floffe - 26/10/2017 07:48:33 PM 306 Views
Look, people. Pineapple on pizza is a very simple affair. Ghavrel - 26/10/2017 04:37:42 AM 486 Views
Wait a minute, you're telling me people put it on pizza only after the pizza is cooked? Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:41:28 AM 480 Views
Honestly I think pineapple will make more sense as a fajita addition instead of pizza add on Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:25:01 AM 649 Views
Its your fault, your talk about bacon and other pig products caused me to make a new survey *NM* Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:58:53 AM 257 Views
There is a third kind of person The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:34:33 PM 437 Views
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