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We Will All Go Together When We Go

When you attend a funeral, /

It is sad to think that sooner or /

Later those you love will do the same for you. /

And you may have thought it tragic, /

Not to mention other adjec-/

Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. /

But don't you worry. /

No more ashes, no more sackcloth. /

And an armband made of black cloth /

Will some day never more adorn a sleeve. /

For if the bomb that drops on you /

Gets your friends and neighbors too, /

There'll be nobody left behind to grieve. /

And we will all go together when we go. /

What a comforting fact that is to know. /

Universal bereavement, /

An inspiring achievement, /

Yes, we all will go together when we go. /

We will all go together when we go. /

All suffused with an incandescent glow. /

No one will have the endurance /

To collect on his insurance, /

Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go. /

Oh we will all fry together when we fry. /

We'll be french fried potatoes by and by. /

There will be no more misery /

When the world is our rotisserie, /

Yes, we will all fry together when we fry. /

Down by the old maelstrom, /

There'll be a storm before the calm. /

And we will all bake together when we bake. /

There'll be nobody present at the wake. /

With complete participation /

In that grand incineration, /

Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak. /

Oh we will all char together when we char. /

And let there be no moaning of the bar. /

Just sing out a te deum /

When you see that I.c.b.m., /

And the party will be "come as you are." /

Oh we will all burn together when we burn. /

There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn. /

When it's time for the fallout /

And saint peter calls us all out, /

We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn. /

You will all go directly to your respective valhallas. /

Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's. /

And we will all go together when we go. /

Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry eskimo. /

When the air becomes uranious, /

And we will all go simultaneous. /

Yes we all will go together /

When we all go together, /

Yes we all will go together when we go.