Drivers who go straight from the right turn only lane to jump the traffic. I envision running them into the curb or a parked truck.

People who use the drive through for large transactions that take forever. It would be so easy to put a bullet into the back of their head....

People who get to the front of the line in a coffee shop, fast food restaurant, sandwich shop, etc. and don't know what they want. Then change their order around multiple times. I find myself trying to decide, when I stab them do I want to go for quick, silent death or maximum suffering?

Telephone solicitors. At least when they were human, I could try to make the experience as miserable for them as it is for me. Now that they are all robo-calls you can't even insult them. It's very frustrating.

Everyday things I love? The first cup of coffee in the morning. Rolling over and going back to sleep because you don't have to get up that day. Opening a bottle of really good wine. Hugging my children.