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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

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