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they had to get there early enough to move the body before anyone else could see them moondog Send a noteboard - 05/04/2010 05:02:01 PM
And then, as the sun rose, Mary and Martha went to see the tomb...

Bloody Mary and Martha. Couldn't have waited to early afternoon, could ya? Now I get Easter Sunrise services. I mean, Jesus was just CRUCIFIED, you can't give him a chance to sleep in? Seriously?

Grumble, grumble.

Happy Easter, and He is RISEN!

(And I swear I'll be happier about it after this coffee kicks in...)


otherwise the whole "called back to heaven" thing doesn't work when his followers show up and see his body still in the tomb.

yes, this post is (mostly) sarcastic. being a non-follower of most organized religion, the resurrection is an easy target.
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this made me laugh out loud. *NM* Avendesora - 04/04/2010 04:08:01 PM 305 Views
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A true Easter Vigil goes until the sunrise. *NM* Ghavrel - 04/04/2010 07:20:27 PM 330 Views
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Just got back from the most high church mass I've ever been to. Ghavrel - 04/04/2010 07:22:58 PM 682 Views
O.O why do you go to so many services?? *NM* LadyLorraine - 04/04/2010 07:30:12 PM 292 Views
I like Easter. A lot. And Boston Episcopalians have a lot of different types of Easter. *NM* Ghavrel - 05/04/2010 03:50:52 AM 297 Views
you are strange. LadyLorraine - 05/04/2010 04:05:53 AM 616 Views
I thought my church was bad! Lupine - 04/04/2010 09:42:43 PM 1038 Views
Church of the Advent is apparently one of the two most "high church" Episcopal churches in the US. Ghavrel - 05/04/2010 03:57:09 AM 904 Views
Happy Easter *NM* Isaac - 04/04/2010 08:41:41 PM 318 Views
Re: Happy Easter, grumble grumble (post sunrise Service) Angel Barchild - 05/04/2010 12:47:10 AM 663 Views
they had to get there early enough to move the body before anyone else could see them moondog - 05/04/2010 05:02:01 PM 643 Views
Haha nice! Reminds me of the Gary Larson cartoon ironclad - 05/04/2010 09:27:19 PM 749 Views
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