2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. (LD: This is so freakin true!)
I've caught me doing that, not necessarily thinking it.
3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
All the time. I absolutely do something to make it look like I'm there purposely.
6. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
Hollah!
9. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
The Blues Brothers.
10. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
Amelie.
11. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I still don't know. My mother was taught by some random cute little old lady in a laundry mat.
12. I would rather hurt myself and try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
Every time, baby. I don't get it, but I load up so much so that I'm probably compressing my vertebrae on the way to the door.
13. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Or bleach your mustache if you're in a coma. But I totally didn't say that.
16. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
YES.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't understand what they said?
I don't know, but I definitely know how to test this.
"Hello americans, meet Snoopster."19. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
Oh yes. People have asked me what my go to word meant.
These are all honorable mentions:
30. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
31. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
33. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
38. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the Gspot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
40. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
41. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
I love this. I figure, if they are going to be cops, they have to put up with it when I'm totally blocking their speeding freedom.
/Humor: Random Thoughts
- 04/09/2009 07:09:35 PM
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Those are all completely awesomely true and hilarious facts of life. *NM*
- 04/09/2009 07:25:15 PM
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awesome So many of these are excellent.
- 04/09/2009 07:40:48 PM
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So many of these are excellent.
- 04/09/2009 07:40:48 PM
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