13. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Totally!
15. LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
...LOL?
20. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
The universe would implode
33. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
This happens to me all the time
39. My 4year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? (LD: Get your monkey butler to clean up the mess?)
You don't run over ninjas. Ninjas run over you.
Totally!
15. LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
...LOL?
20. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
The universe would implode
33. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
This happens to me all the time
39. My 4year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? (LD: Get your monkey butler to clean up the mess?)
You don't run over ninjas. Ninjas run over you.
/Humor: Random Thoughts
- 04/09/2009 07:09:35 PM
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Psst, there's a typo in your subject line
- 04/09/2009 07:24:41 PM
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Those are all completely awesomely true and hilarious facts of life. *NM*
- 04/09/2009 07:25:15 PM
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So many of these are excellent.
*NM*