i never had any fully naked girls answer their doors
moondog Send a noteboard - 01/03/2010 08:23:10 PM
although, i did have a very very nice looking girl show me her bare ass from under her robes, which was also very very nice looking 
she answered the door in her robe and it was fairly obvious she was only wearing that robe. the exchange went something like this:
me: hey, you didn't have to get all dressed up for me
her: but i'm naked under here
me: yeah, i can tell, but it's ok
so we briefly chatted while she paid for her order, then she turned around to go back to her apartment (it was a building lobby btw) and said "oh hey, in case you were wondering..." and flipped up her robe while facing away from me. i think i made some comment like "i bet it's even better up close" but she just giggled and left.
the worst girl "tip" story was when i delivered to a hotel room of about 8 not so nice looking high school girls, and they thought it would be funny to have the most not-nice looking girl answer in her bra and shake her tits at me in lieu of a tip. she says "here's your tip" and shook her chest at me. i told her "sorry, but it wasn't worth the trip over here for that" and left.
there was another hotel i delivered to where when i got off the elevator i could smell weed very heavy in the air. the room i went to was way down the other end of the hall from the elevator, and the closer i got the stronger the smell was. i knocked, heard "oh shit, HANG ON" and next thing i know a big dude wearing like 2 gallons of cologne opens the door. he poured so much cologne on himself that i smelled like his cologne for THREE HOURS afterwards, but he gave me something like $15 for a tip so i decided to just live with the smell
and speaking of weed smokers, i delivered to this lady one time but i had trouble finding her house. the next day she was getting a free pizza and i asked the manager what happened because the pizza was still relatively hot when i delivered it. and she told me that the lady described the driver as: 6'4", blonde, with a mustache and driving a camaro. at the time i was: 5'8" (still am actually), black hair, no mustache and driving a pickup truck. so... yeah
she answered the door in her robe and it was fairly obvious she was only wearing that robe. the exchange went something like this:me: hey, you didn't have to get all dressed up for me
her: but i'm naked under here
me: yeah, i can tell, but it's ok
so we briefly chatted while she paid for her order, then she turned around to go back to her apartment (it was a building lobby btw) and said "oh hey, in case you were wondering..." and flipped up her robe while facing away from me. i think i made some comment like "i bet it's even better up close" but she just giggled and left.
the worst girl "tip" story was when i delivered to a hotel room of about 8 not so nice looking high school girls, and they thought it would be funny to have the most not-nice looking girl answer in her bra and shake her tits at me in lieu of a tip. she says "here's your tip" and shook her chest at me. i told her "sorry, but it wasn't worth the trip over here for that" and left.
there was another hotel i delivered to where when i got off the elevator i could smell weed very heavy in the air. the room i went to was way down the other end of the hall from the elevator, and the closer i got the stronger the smell was. i knocked, heard "oh shit, HANG ON" and next thing i know a big dude wearing like 2 gallons of cologne opens the door. he poured so much cologne on himself that i smelled like his cologne for THREE HOURS afterwards, but he gave me something like $15 for a tip so i decided to just live with the smell
and speaking of weed smokers, i delivered to this lady one time but i had trouble finding her house. the next day she was getting a free pizza and i asked the manager what happened because the pizza was still relatively hot when i delivered it. and she told me that the lady described the driver as: 6'4", blonde, with a mustache and driving a camaro. at the time i was: 5'8" (still am actually), black hair, no mustache and driving a pickup truck. so... yeah
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- 01/03/2010 03:43:27 PM
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*NM*
Hot girls were always more worth the delivery than big tips.
- 01/03/2010 04:52:26 PM
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you can't spend "mental image of hot girl in her underwear" at any store that i know of... *NM*
- 01/03/2010 08:14:05 PM
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What is the worth of money but to trade it for something else? *NM*
- 01/03/2010 08:40:13 PM
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Indeed, plus...I mean...don't most men spend much of their money in the pursuit of naked women?
- 01/03/2010 09:16:32 PM
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but naked girls are a dime a dozen
- 02/03/2010 02:55:31 AM
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i never had any fully naked girls answer their doors
- 01/03/2010 08:23:10 PM
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I liked delivering to potheads
- 01/03/2010 09:10:51 PM
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Just so I can spoil all the "I wish I was still a pizza delivery guy"-posts
- 02/03/2010 07:26:22 AM
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