Little bored, hope this survey amuses. If not you know where to send complaints 
Do you find it ironic that we place safety labels on devices that are often so blatantly obvious that presumably only the illiterate, who can not read them, would actually benefit from that warning?
More sad then ironic. Our court systems have decided that when bad things happen to people who are stupid it is because others didn't do enough to protect them from their stupidity.
Are there any warning labels you can think of that would be even more wasted, e.g. Replacing 'In God we trust' on pennies with 'Warning: Do not insert into electrical outlet'.
That would be hard considering the motor oil I just purchased had a note that it wasn't meant for consumption.
Have you ever messed around with something trying to get it to work, then realized it wasn't plugged in?
No never
Was the object in question a penny?
Have you ever been looking for your keys, checked your pockets like a dozen times, then actually found they were in your pocket?
I have actually found them in my hand.Alternatively, for the visually impaired, have you ever tried to find your glasses then realized you were wearing them?
no but I have found my sun glasses on the top of my hand
Have you ever taken a Rorschach Test?
no that is for crazy people
If yes, did you wonder why they kept showing you pictures of you murdering your parents and torching down your house?
Must have been a different test, they kept showing me porn.
What is your favorite oxymoron?
oxymoron
Did you know that Oxymoron is itself an oxymoron?
yes I did
Have you ever been on top of a very high structure and felt the need to spit off the side?
have you ever not?
If yes, did you do so?
Did you ever hope Wile E. Coyote would just one time catch the Road Runner... then brutally eviscerate him?
yes
What about Tom & Jerry?
naw
What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor?
Not really that big of fan of Ben & Jerry's. Sorry
Do you find it ironic that we use the word Onomatopoeia to describe words which are not only phonetically spelled in pronunciation but basically in meaning as well?
I find it odd but I am not sure it rises to the level of irnoy.
What is your favorite comic book or cartoon Onomatopoeia?
Wham
Did you just look up Onomatopoeia? (Be honest)
no
Are you lying?
no
Do you believe that Pink Flamingos can effect the weather?
only if they eat a butterfly which they don't do since they prefer to eat jumbo shrimp
Which would you rather _____ ___, Paris or Las Vegas?
I prefer ______ to ___
Did you just mentally insert 'travel to' or 'blow up' in the question above?
I inserted ______
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I manage to pronounce "gibberish" wrong all the time.
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there's pistachio ben and jerry's? *NM*
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