Do you find it ironic that we place safety labels on devices that are often so blatantly obvious that presumably only the illiterate, who can not read them, would actually benefit from that warning?
You never know what even the most intelligent person will do. That being said, yes
Are there any warning labels you can think of that would be even more wasted, e.g. Replacing 'In God we trust' on pennies with 'Warning: Do not insert into electrical outlet'.
On a Cattle Prod: Do not activate when inserted into orifices.
Not really the best example, but just mull on that a while
Have you ever messed around with something trying to get it to work, then realized it wasn't plugged in?
A couple times, but usually it's the first thing I check
Was the object in question a penny?
I'd hope I did not have issues working a penny and certainly wish I would have no need to plug it in.
Have you ever been looking for your keys, checked your pockets like a dozen times, then actually found they were in your pocket?
Dozens. Perhaps hundreds
Alternatively, for the visually impaired, have you ever tried to find your glasses then realized you were wearing them?
That I've only done a couple of times
Have you ever taken a Rorschach Test?
Not a real one, but a couple online for-fun ones
If yes, did you wonder why they kept showing you pictures of you murdering your parents and torching down your house?
I thought that was normal?
What is your favorite oxymoron?
Thoughtful Conservative
no no I'm just being a pain, I'm kidding. I don't have a favorite oxymoron.Did you know that Oxymoron is itself an oxymoron?
How so?
Have you ever been on top of a very high structure and felt the need to spit off the side?
On on occasion, not all the time
If yes, did you do so?
Most of the time I refrain.
Did you ever hope Wile E. Coyote would just one time catch the Road Runner... then brutally eviscerate him?
I frequently hoped this, even as a child (do note: a child that watched discovery channel and knew all about predator-prey)
What about Tom & Jerry?
I frequently wished this. Jerry is a jerk.
What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor?
Dublin Mudslide. Hands down my 100% total favorite. *drools at the thought*
Do you find it ironic that we use the word Onomatopoeia to describe words which are not only phonetically spelled in pronunciation but basically in meaning as well?
how is that ironic? I'm beginning to think you do not know what that word means.
What is your favorite comic book or cartoon Onomatopoeia?
Splut. Everyone loves a good splut.
Did you just look up Onomatopoeia? (Be honest)
No, I passed junior high English Class, thank you.
Are you lying?
No.
Do you believe that Pink Flamingos can effect the weather?
Totally. But not in the way most people believe. One might think, based on the correlation of pink flamingos to weather, that Flamingos make an area warm. The actual truth is far more insidious. Flamingos are actually incredibly skilled at keeping an area cold . It is only through the hidden actions of the Flamingo Containment League that these flighty creatures of whim are kept from bringing us into the next Ice Age. The League was quite clever, actually. They told the flamingos that--in honor of their great power--the humans had created a Broadway production just for them (flamingos are great lovers of musicals). Flamingos, however, are perfectionists and they cannot be satisfied until their plumage is neon pink and Elenore in the back row of Florida stops tipping over every time she bends on one leg to get shrimp. I haven't seen it myself, but I've also heard Harold gargles horribly while he's performing his scooping shrimp maneuver.
Which would you rather _____ ___, Paris or Las Vegas?
??? I don't know what you mean to imply, but probably Paris. I found Las Vegas to be horribly trashy.
Did you just mentally insert 'travel to' or 'blow up' in the question above?
actually, my first thought was F*ck in. Shows you where my brain is.
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I did not want tot own up to the F*ck in> so I lied and said get drunk.
- 14/02/2010 03:08:41 PM
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I manage to pronounce "gibberish" wrong all the time.
- 14/02/2010 03:48:46 PM
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there's pistachio ben and jerry's? *NM*
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