Little bored, hope this survey amuses. If not you know where to send complaints 
Do you find it ironic that we place safety labels on devices that are often so blatantly obvious that presumably only the illiterate, who can not read them, would actually benefit from that warning?
*showers while blow drying her hair* what?? I can't hear you?
Are there any warning labels you can think of that would be even more wasted, e.g. Replacing 'In God we trust' on pennies with 'Warning: Do not insert into electrical outlet'.
or a polite suggestion, Please Insert here?
Have you ever messed around with something trying to get it to work, then realized it wasn't plugged in?
hmm. No batteries. 
Was the object in question a penny?
you plug in your pennies? Do they light up?
Have you ever been looking for your keys, checked your pockets like a dozen times, then actually found they were in your pocket?
I was bought a keyfinder for Christmas.
Alternatively, for the visually impaired, have you ever tried to find your glasses then realized you were wearing them?
>.< Glasses??Have you ever taken a Rorschach Test?
sometimes ink is just ink.
If yes, did you wonder why they kept showing you pictures of you murdering your parents and torching down your house?
tattoosWhat is your favorite oxymoron?
moron oxy
Did you know that Oxymoron is itself an oxymoron?
yxo romon
Have you ever been on top of a very high structure and felt the need to spit off the side?
YES.
If yes, did you do so?
No.
Did you ever hope Wile E. Coyote would just one time catch the Road Runner... then brutally eviscerate him?
too much gooWhat about Tom & Jerry?
just watch itchy and scratchy- that's the Simpson's, yo
What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor?
N/a. I prefer Hershey's Green mint Choc chip Ice cream.
Do you find it ironic that we use the word Onomatopoeia to describe words which are not only phonetically spelled in pronunciation but basically in meaning as well?
Big words make my head hurt.
What is your favorite comic book or cartoon Onomatopoeia?
Did you just look up Onomatopoeia? (Be honest)
Are you lying?
I did not look it up, b/c I am Lazy.
Do you believe that Pink Flamingos can effect the weather?
Pink flamingoes aren't really pink, they only turn that color b/c of eating shrimp. they are white.
Which would you rather _____ ___, Paris or Las Vegas?
huh?
Did you just mentally insert 'travel to' or 'blow up' in the question above?
Oh. I inserted Get drunk in.
Random Gibberish
- 13/02/2010 10:01:50 PM
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Gibberish Random
- 14/02/2010 01:43:06 AM
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Gibber Jabber
- 14/02/2010 02:33:21 AM
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I did not want tot own up to the F*ck in> so I lied and said get drunk.
- 14/02/2010 03:08:41 PM
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I manage to pronounce "gibberish" wrong all the time.
- 14/02/2010 03:48:46 PM
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there's pistachio ben and jerry's? *NM*
- 14/02/2010 04:22:52 PM
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