Little bored, hope this survey amuses. If not you know where to send complaints 
No, where do the complaints get sent?Do you find it ironic that we place safety labels on devices that are often so blatantly obvious that presumably only the illiterate, who can not read them, would actually benefit from that warning?
Yes.Are there any warning labels you can think of that would be even more wasted, e.g. Replacing 'In God we trust' on pennies with 'Warning: Do not insert into electrical outlet'.
That one would be wasted. Sticking a penny into an electrical outlet doesn't do any real harm anyway. Now if you stick two of them in, it might be a different story.Have you ever messed around with something trying to get it to work, then realized it wasn't plugged in?
Yes.Was the object in question a penny?
No.Have you ever been looking for your keys, checked your pockets like a dozen times, then actually found they were in your pocket?
Yes.Alternatively, for the visually impaired, have you ever tried to find your glasses then realized you were wearing them?
Yes.Have you ever taken a Rorschach Test?
Yes.If yes, did you wonder why they kept showing you pictures of you murdering your parents and torching down your house?
No.What is your favorite oxymoron?
Nothing much.Did you know that Oxymoron is itself an oxymoron?
I disagree.Have you ever been on top of a very high structure and felt the need to spit off the side?
Yes.If yes, did you do so?
Yes.Did you ever hope Wile E. Coyote would just one time catch the Road Runner... then brutally eviscerate him?
Yes. In fact, in a collaborative effort with my sister, I once made a flip-book depicting that very scenario.What about Tom & Jerry?
Yes, although I never actualized that one.What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor?
Half BakedDo you find it ironic that we use the word Onomatopoeia to describe words which are not only phonetically spelled in pronunciation but basically in meaning as well?
No.What is your favorite comic book or cartoon Onomatopoeia?
Kablam! That was a great show.Did you just look up Onomatopoeia? (Be honest)
No.Are you lying?
No.Do you believe that Pink Flamingos can effect the weather?
Yes.Which would you rather _____ ___, Paris or Las Vegas?
Probably Paris.Did you just mentally insert 'travel to' or 'blow up' in the question above?
No.
Random Gibberish
- 13/02/2010 10:01:50 PM
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Re: Random Gibberish
- 14/02/2010 01:33:39 AM
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Gibber Jabber
- 14/02/2010 02:33:21 AM
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I did not want tot own up to the F*ck in> so I lied and said get drunk.
- 14/02/2010 03:08:41 PM
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I manage to pronounce "gibberish" wrong all the time.
- 14/02/2010 03:48:46 PM
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there's pistachio ben and jerry's? *NM*
- 14/02/2010 04:22:52 PM
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