1. Be someone short whose last name is Short?
Or
Be someone obese whose last name is Skinny?
Either one would be fine. Neither really bother me.
2. Take money out of the collection basket at church?
OR
Park in the handicapped spot right in front of a man with a wheelchair?
I would take the handicap one, with a little twist. I would rather be parked across two handicap spots all sideways and stuff. If I'm going to be an asshole by parking in a handicap spot, I might as well do it up good. You know?
Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.
My mind isn't always in the gutter, it just has VIP access
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