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Twirly turkeys StarrBecca Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 02:56:37 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?

depends on whether or not you want a dishonorable disharge. I believe a dishonorable discharge negates your pension. So really...how much time and money are going to be lost? if you just enlisted, go for it. smoking pot gotta be better.
2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?

uh- My sister is Gay, so my mom would be a little sad,but she'd get over it.pissing myself on a bus is out of the question.
3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.

Lee harvey oswald..or was that JFK? shit.
4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!

I'm sorry, baby, but she gave really good head.
5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?
Pleasure, of course.

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!

in an oven, or just buy a boneless turkey breast and stick in the slowcokker.
7. Where do you get a turkey?
Grocery store. or meat market- Deli.

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?

corn, green beans, candied yams, and cranberries. Don't forget hot dinner rolls.....MMMM hot bread. Heaven w/ lots of butter.
9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?

turkey tastes like turkey.;)
10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?
Extra spicy salsa. Good luck, babe.
This message last edited by StarrBecca on 19/12/2009 at 02:58:49 PM
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