1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?
Of course, shooting Arabs would just straighten you out and make you a man.
2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?
I don't have a Mom!
3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.
Bobby Ewing.
4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!
Well I blame you for telling her about our affair when she was holding a loaded gun. Sheesh. Timing!
5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?
A little of both.
6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!
In an oven. About twenty minutes at 220c. Then about 200 minutes at 180c then let it rest for twenty minutes before hacking up and serving. That is assuming you get a big turkey, less cooking time for smaller than big ones.
Also, put half a lemon and a half an onion in it.
Also, layer streaky bacon across it. Not sure how much of the cooking time you need to do that for. Tastes like the best thing ever when it is all roast and crunchy though.
7. Where do you get a turkey?
A turkey farmer? A supermarket (over here?). If you get a frozen one, you need to make sure you get it out to defrost well in advance.
Also, measure your oven so you can make sure the turkey fits in it.
8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?
A ham, of course. Roast potatoes, new potatoes, honey roast parsnip, carrots, beans, peas, stuffing, sausage meat roast with the turkey. Gravy. Cranberry sauce. Cabbage. Mashed swede.
9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?
Kinda like chicken/
10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?
Cranberry flaour dip
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Robert Graves "There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either."
Henning Mankell "We must defend the open society, because if we start locking our doors, if we let fear decide, the person who committed the act of terror will win"
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