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Shouldn't this have been categorized as a survey? ranagrande Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 12:54:55 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?
No, it is not.

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?
Interesting choices... Both would be uncomfortable situations, but I would pick option 2. Then I could follow it up with something like "Gay as in happy, not as in homosexual," so as not to be lying to my mother. Unless it was true of course, in which case I would freely admit it.

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.
John Hinkley

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!
No, you must be mistaken.

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?
Yes.

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!
I recommend making a turducken.

7. Where do you get a turkey?
Any grocery store should have them. Alternatively, you can usually find several of them in my parents' back yard.

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?
Everything goes with turkey. Everything.

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?
Yeah, they're pretty similar.

10. Since my family tends to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?
Just get regular chip dip and mix in some red and green food coloring.
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Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Rinoa - 19/12/2009 12:34:16 PM 719 Views
Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Jonielle - 19/12/2009 12:52:17 PM 490 Views
Shouldn't this have been categorized as a survey? ranagrande - 19/12/2009 12:54:55 PM 545 Views
Advice... Milla - 19/12/2009 01:48:06 PM 513 Views
*sings* These are a few of my favorite things? Kel - 19/12/2009 01:53:38 PM 542 Views
You strip for monkeys now? snoopcester - 19/12/2009 02:00:56 PM 521 Views
As long as they pay? jh - 19/12/2009 09:38:13 PM 475 Views
Twirly turkeys StarrBecca - 19/12/2009 02:56:37 PM 565 Views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptLD0kCoHG4 StarrBecca - 20/12/2009 03:43:45 PM 512 Views
Re: I like those twirly things. When I have a girlfriend I shall get one and twirl them at her. Danae al'Thor - 19/12/2009 03:09:25 PM 524 Views
where's the ice cream? damookster - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM 538 Views
ahaha *NM* nossy - 19/12/2009 05:47:05 PM 192 Views
Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Liam - 19/12/2009 07:31:07 PM 475 Views
Wait, I know the answer. jh - 19/12/2009 09:35:06 PM 468 Views
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I think it was Jodie Foster who shot at Reagan *NM* ironclad - 20/12/2009 02:23:16 PM 206 Views
You had me at "breasts". *NM* M`Hael - 22/12/2009 12:47:45 AM 184 Views
Best. Post. Ever. *NM* Jacob - 22/12/2009 07:13:03 PM 191 Views
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