So Santa should be a boring, skinny biker/motorist
He can't be a motorist as that will add more carbon dioxide to an already warming planet and/or encourage people to use their cars to go places. He would have to walk.
who breaks into people's houses (not using roof or chimney, because that's dangerous)
Break and enter - might encourage kids to do the same
and leaves gifts (presumably not made by elves because that might encourage slave labor or sweat shops) for them to find? .........
But you shouldn't accept gifts from strangers either...
Maybe it'd be easier if he just retired.
*MySmiley*
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Santa 'sets a bad example'
- 17/12/2009 03:31:07 AM
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lol, ridiculous......
- 17/12/2009 03:44:02 AM
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I can't see that working
- 17/12/2009 03:55:32 AM
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All evidence points to the real Santa having been killed back in 1947.
- 18/12/2009 02:41:52 PM
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"Despite the risks of high speed air travel, Santa is never depicted wearing a seatbelt or helmet. "
- 18/12/2009 04:38:10 PM
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