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But jens... jh Send a noteboard - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM
I am really very glad you crossed out the best. You can now cross out the friend, too. I can't believe you are offering me up on here!! I am going to kill you. And I'm going to do it before you go traipsing off to England so that you won't have to worry about your fossilized genitals. See how nice I am?
Also, for the record, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. And I am great in bed.
So there.

sam


Now tell us about her in her natural habitat.


Her natural habitat was removed years ago when someone put a planet there!
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" - Calvin.
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I have found a girl for Jonte. nossy - 15/12/2009 03:57:23 PM 891 Views
I never really bought into this "two people have to be similar to date" idea ironclad - 15/12/2009 04:01:20 PM 520 Views
He is not old!! He is only 3 months older than I am. Bitch!! The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:14 PM 610 Views
Look, I believe jens is even older than nossy, so no worries there... jh - 15/12/2009 04:44:12 PM 546 Views
Lies! ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:18:42 PM 559 Views
! Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:46 PM 556 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 09:18:48 PM 193 Views
That would be scary! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:05:54 PM 510 Views
let's not psychoanalyze the funny post, jensifer. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:17:38 PM 309 Views
Oh, a match made in heaven!!! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:04:04 PM 546 Views
lol, I was going to tell you that you typoed "heaven" for "the burning fires of hell." *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:18:19 PM 307 Views
Women are evil, Jonte. Turn gay. The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:55 PM 588 Views
um nossy - 15/12/2009 04:28:40 PM 532 Views
I'll consider it. jh - 15/12/2009 04:45:22 PM 511 Views
tis true Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:06 PM 554 Views
snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:19:57 PM 541 Views
Yes, but he's from Halland, so that doesnt put him beyond bestiality. Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:25:10 PM 663 Views
What's wrong with people from Halland? *NM* Linda - 15/12/2009 04:53:32 PM 370 Views
Jonte is from Halland? *NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:55:36 PM 323 Views
There is totally nothing wrong with people from here. jh - 15/12/2009 05:05:54 PM 500 Views
don't blame Halland for it! Linda - 15/12/2009 05:07:43 PM 605 Views
I knew you were a good person. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 05:08:39 PM 273 Views
Oh, I don't! Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:07:13 PM 519 Views
If you are saying what I think you are saying, then I don't think what you said means what you think snoopcester - 16/12/2009 09:49:38 AM 512 Views
Whoops! Now I see it! Sophy - 16/12/2009 03:07:13 PM 510 Views
snoopcester - 16/12/2009 03:10:54 PM 519 Views
Holland? ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:19:20 PM 509 Views
Nice try, lithuanian. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 08:24:53 PM 290 Views
You can't blame him, with the World Cup coming up and all... *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:26:12 PM 320 Views
If so, I'd choose a good team... jh - 15/12/2009 08:35:42 PM 550 Views
We'll see about that when the tournament starts. *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:41:21 PM 309 Views
Yes, you are correct. jh - 15/12/2009 08:47:04 PM 512 Views
At least they stand a chance of getting there, yes? Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:55:19 PM 495 Views
unlike belgium? jh - 15/12/2009 09:57:44 PM 535 Views
Your taste is dreadful, it would appear. Legolas - 15/12/2009 10:13:33 PM 497 Views
*NM* ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:47:59 PM 304 Views
? nossy - 15/12/2009 04:27:48 PM 539 Views
I like her already. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 04:43:07 PM 291 Views
Fossilized genitals... much less useful on a girl. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/12/2009 06:47:02 PM 311 Views
are they useful on a man? *NM* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:01:22 PM 310 Views
Do we really have to do into detail here? nossy - 15/12/2009 09:03:44 PM 526 Views
*points at Jack* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:05:03 PM 512 Views
Prude! ironclad - 15/12/2009 09:11:34 PM 648 Views
I have a feeling she was anti-naughty there, but hey. nossy - 15/12/2009 09:22:34 PM 540 Views
I'm thinking petrified wood. What are you thinking? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:02:08 AM 324 Views
Is that what happens when you think about moley nuns at the wrong time? *NM* nossy - 16/12/2009 03:57:20 AM 317 Views
Moley? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 04:44:23 AM 543 Views
something tells me mapthis has been hacking into your system. *NM* nossy - 17/12/2009 01:43:30 AM 323 Views
Well a man wouldnt have much use of them either. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:16:05 PM 507 Views
You know much about this.... *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:18:40 PM 313 Views
My best friend is in love with a Danish bogbody. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:23:14 PM 519 Views
What if you trapped it in amber? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:03:34 AM 480 Views
By the way, I forgot to ask... jh - 15/12/2009 09:58:45 PM 521 Views
I have no idea. But I will tell her someone is asking very important questions. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:05:36 PM 283 Views
Yes. You totally should... "by the way, best friend, I totally tried to sell you on the... jh - 15/12/2009 10:25:18 PM 479 Views
You are looking for a she-Jonte? *NM* Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:10:31 PM 294 Views
But.... Elaine - 15/12/2009 11:05:12 PM 545 Views
Oh, go reproduce or something. jh - 15/12/2009 11:25:13 PM 497 Views
Poor Jonte Elaine - 16/12/2009 12:01:42 AM 547 Views
Sam I am. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM 506 Views
Ew.. nossy - 16/12/2009 12:42:59 AM 495 Views
Re: Ew.. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:43:52 AM 515 Views
Puh-lease woman nossy - 16/12/2009 03:54:53 AM 495 Views
Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. ironclad - 16/12/2009 08:33:04 AM 457 Views
But jens... jh - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM 535 Views
Re: Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 03:00:08 PM 479 Views
I switched October with Maphtis ironclad - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM 504 Views
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