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RAFO: A Future History Monkey Send a noteboard - 01/09/2009 09:28:29 PM
12th January 2009: Mike announces closure of wotmania

13th January 2009: While down the pub, Tim double-dog-dares Nebhead to create a new site for the community. Nebhead drunkenly agrees.

14th January 2009: Nebhead realises the size of the task ahead. Invests in Red Bull subscription.

February-April 2009: Not much happens

10th June 2009: Alpha goes live. Functionality is limited. Testers are allowed to log in. That's it.

16th June 2009: Nebhead lets snoopcester lock up for the night.

17th June 2009: First Alpha crash.

27th June 2009: Nebhead reveals that at RAFO it will be called 'humour'. Americans outraged.

28th June 2009: Second Alpha crash.

16th July 2009: Kuke materialises in Alpha. He comes from the future with dire warnings. Regrettably, testers are still not allowed to post so warnings go unheeded.

5th August 2009: A bird lands on the server.

6th August 2009: Third Alpha crash.

16th August 2009: Launch -2 weeks. Nebhead now an incomprehensible gabbering madman. Caffeine consumption reaches critical levels.

19th August 2009: Someone finally pushes the big red button

20th August 2009: Fourth Alpha crash. FutureKuke is sadly blown into the ethernet. PastKuke registers disturbance, dismisses it as bad burrito.

22nd August 2009: First post on Alpha.

23rd August 2009: Launch -1 week. Nebhead now living in isolation. Sleep free for 265 hours.

27th August 2009: Launch -3 days. Future optimistic.

28th August 2009: Fifth Alpha crash.

30th August 2009: Launch. Goes without hitch, except for small bug that lets Tigr register.

31st August 2009: wotmania dies. Mass outpourings of grief cause an earthquake in eastern India. Rictor scale: 5.2

9th September 2009: snoopcester reaches 10000 posts.

16th October 2009: New feature added: Ignore. All options now have explicit choice of ignoring Monkey. Option box has one setting - Yes.

21st October 2009: The Shrike makes a foul mouthed rant that brings about the first act of RAFO censorship. No longer allowed to post the word "turkey".

1st December 2009: RAFO Advent Calendar goes live in time for Christmas. Behind door number one: MGB's mouldy socks.

4th December 2009: Nebhead launches the Wulf'gar MB, for all discussion and appreciation of Wulf'gar. RAFO user base triples.

11th December 2009: wads arrives at RAFO, having been delayed by three pubs, a flock of magpies and getting lost just outside the front door.

15th December 2009: Door fifteen: Tigr in a tutu.

21st December 2009: Door twenty one: mapthis's nipples.

22nd December 2009: TaskmasterJack is stripped of the title Advent Calender Admin.

Winter 2010: Stability achieved. Nebhead sleeps for the first time in 229 days.

14th January 2010: New feature: Good Post category is created for the MB. Sadly, this category is only used once, by mapthis, and that was an accident.

1st April 2010: New feature: Date formatting now available in American.

2nd April 2010: Angry Americans crash site for 2.75 hours.

6th May 2010: RAFO declares war on Canada.

25th June 2010: Two prominent Canadian RAFOlites are taken prisoners of war.

14th August 2010: Truce declared between RAFO and Canada. RAFO promises no more aggression in exchange for lifetime supply of maple syrup and release of Nate. They can keep Alfheim.

29th September 2010: snoopcester catches Nebhead in compromising position with Jessie. snoopcester made admin to prevent site knowing Nebhead likes :censored: on his :censored: while Jessie :censored: his :censored: like a wild :censored: all through the :censored:

30th September 2010: Monkey sitebanned. Perpertrator is never found.

5th October 2010: New feature: Premium account. Users pay £10 a month to receive high-rate premium beer straight through their laptop.

17th November 2010: snoopcester and Druid get in a vocal argument over quality of Australian beer.

18th November 2010: Druid sitebanned. Perpertrator is never found.

8th January 2011: Wulf'gar MB cecedes from the site to become its own forum. User base cut by 75%.

15th Snoopuary 2011: snoopcester invents own month.

21st Snoopuary 2011: New feature: Snoop. All users can now Snoop as much as they like.

15th March 2011: Tigr forms revolution against the fasci-snoop regime.

16th March 2011: Tigr sitebanned. Perpertrator is never found.

21st March 2011: All admins save snoopcester sitebanned. Perpertrator is never found.

23rd March 2011: Nebhead forced to take action. snoopcester sitebanned. Control of website placed in the hands of robot slaves.

7th July 2011: Maximum complacency achieved.

8th July 2011: RoboAdmins rise up in revolt.

10th July 2011: Humanity enslaved.

13th July 2011: Kuke escapes to the past. Hope rises.

August 2011: Hope steadily falls.

21st November 2011: To create new genetic stock, humans forced to breed regularly

22nd November 2011: RoboAdmins accepted by society.
This message last edited by Monkey on 01/09/2009 at 09:31:20 PM
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RAFO: A Future History - 01/09/2009 09:28:29 PM 1475 Views
That doesn't seem entirely implausible. *NM* - 01/09/2009 09:32:26 PM 576 Views
I know! - 01/09/2009 09:33:29 PM 835 Views
Yep, I found myself nodding as I read through. *NM* - 01/09/2009 09:34:47 PM 555 Views
Oh the power! - 01/09/2009 09:34:33 PM 927 Views
But it doesn't end well for you! - 01/09/2009 09:35:37 PM 802 Views
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Be gone from here and aquire power for me - 01/09/2009 09:40:54 PM 817 Views
No way! - 01/09/2009 09:43:40 PM 813 Views
Yes, you going is a situation that everyone wins - 01/09/2009 09:44:49 PM 856 Views
But that would imply people don't like me - 01/09/2009 09:48:22 PM 831 Views
I was trying to break it to you gently - 01/09/2009 09:54:11 PM 810 Views
I'll break you in a minute! - 01/09/2009 09:56:55 PM 819 Views
30 views? Guh-wah? - 01/09/2009 10:39:31 PM 934 Views
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I know the answer to that one - 01/09/2009 09:42:04 PM 773 Views
I can't believe snoop insists you aren't funny - 01/09/2009 09:47:19 PM 973 Views
He is just bitter that I'm funnier and prettier - 01/09/2009 09:49:43 PM 840 Views
Misquoting! - 01/09/2009 09:52:34 PM 879 Views
Layabout? - 01/09/2009 09:56:19 PM 789 Views
Lies. She just lies there. This is a quality site! *NM* - 01/09/2009 09:58:04 PM 527 Views
If she's getting fucked, it's a lay. - 01/09/2009 09:59:21 PM 808 Views
Technically... - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 916 Views
Young men do not have the same endurance as they used to.. - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 868 Views
Pervert - 01/09/2009 10:02:52 PM 881 Views
This post caused me to spill vodka!! - 01/09/2009 09:51:27 PM 897 Views
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Pfffttt!! - 01/09/2009 09:53:48 PM 933 Views
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Damn you and your guilt trips!! - 01/09/2009 09:58:01 PM 845 Views
*snirtles* - 01/09/2009 10:00:02 PM 810 Views
Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. - 01/09/2009 09:51:52 PM 831 Views
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Damnit. - 01/09/2009 09:57:13 PM 941 Views
*hates* - 01/09/2009 09:58:58 PM 882 Views
Not among wotmaniacs, that's for sure. - 01/09/2009 10:01:00 PM 767 Views
RAFhOles - 01/09/2009 10:03:59 PM 867 Views
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You can say what you like about Stalin but - 01/09/2009 10:17:44 PM 866 Views
Is it bad that I can actually see this happening? - 01/09/2009 09:54:02 PM 815 Views
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Especially at your sitebanning. - 01/09/2009 09:59:03 PM 751 Views
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I have no idea. - 01/09/2009 10:09:00 PM 779 Views
It's was cause you're all adorable, dammit! Stop doing that! - 01/09/2009 10:13:28 PM 826 Views
No way! - 01/09/2009 10:15:05 PM 779 Views
It's not fair - 01/09/2009 10:20:43 PM 787 Views
You have to get shorter to be adorable. - 01/09/2009 10:21:29 PM 847 Views
Woes - 01/09/2009 10:29:26 PM 833 Views
I think you also need to have all your limbs. - 01/09/2009 10:34:18 PM 856 Views
Easily sorted! - 01/09/2009 10:37:20 PM 810 Views
But then how would you be shorter? - 01/09/2009 10:51:29 PM 838 Views
Silly Spriteling, we'll chop bits out before they go back - 01/09/2009 10:55:48 PM 835 Views
You know that means we're going to chop off bits of you everywhere, right? - 01/09/2009 10:57:26 PM 758 Views
I suppose it's the price I have to pay - 01/09/2009 11:01:34 PM 768 Views
Fuck yeah! Tigr in a tutu! *NM* - 01/09/2009 09:58:35 PM 559 Views
Worst. Image. Ever!! *NM* - 01/09/2009 10:00:06 PM 561 Views
Quiet you! - 01/09/2009 10:02:28 PM 821 Views
Get back in your tutu and dance! - 01/09/2009 10:05:47 PM 837 Views
I wear size 12 shoes - 01/09/2009 10:00:58 PM 872 Views
How does big shoes make your gut go from 6'5" to 8'3"? *NM* - 01/09/2009 10:02:36 PM 547 Views
Like I said, magical. *NM* - 01/09/2009 10:03:15 PM 472 Views
I fear you. *NM* - 01/09/2009 10:01:06 PM 492 Views
Many do. More should. *NM* - 01/09/2009 10:06:20 PM 465 Views
It's kind of sad though.... - 01/09/2009 10:04:06 PM 871 Views
He's totally holding out on us - 01/09/2009 10:05:49 PM 865 Views
Hasta Siempre Che Monkey!! - 01/09/2009 10:09:40 PM 847 Views
You're right! - 01/09/2009 10:10:28 PM 789 Views
Power to the people! - 01/09/2009 10:14:31 PM 744 Views
Re: Power to the people! - 01/09/2009 10:17:05 PM 758 Views
Re: Power to the people! - 01/09/2009 10:19:31 PM 872 Views
True! - 01/09/2009 10:22:01 PM 865 Views
He's a man! - 01/09/2009 10:30:50 PM 797 Views
Ah, of course! - 01/09/2009 10:36:15 PM 800 Views
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No worries! I'm the master of good cleavages! - 01/09/2009 10:43:32 PM 804 Views
Awesome! - 01/09/2009 10:45:29 PM 763 Views
Very! - 01/09/2009 10:48:54 PM 870 Views
It is the way he keeps spending time eating and sleeping - 01/09/2009 10:13:50 PM 724 Views
Smart! - 01/09/2009 10:19:13 PM 765 Views
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Who wouldnt? - 01/09/2009 10:39:02 PM 864 Views
I ... I ... - 01/09/2009 10:07:57 PM 817 Views
Yes! - 01/09/2009 10:09:31 PM 791 Views
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Exactly - 01/09/2009 10:17:46 PM 699 Views
Re: Exactly - 01/09/2009 10:20:53 PM 814 Views
Re: Exactly - 01/09/2009 10:32:51 PM 823 Views
Well... - 01/09/2009 10:15:30 PM 841 Views
What???? - 01/09/2009 10:13:45 PM 735 Views
Oh. - 01/09/2009 10:15:46 PM 779 Views
No! - 01/09/2009 10:18:39 PM 792 Views
I said maniac, not -maniac. *NM* - 01/09/2009 10:21:32 PM 539 Views
Dude... we totally need a Wulf`gar appreciation site. *NM* - 01/09/2009 10:21:35 PM 508 Views
*NM* - 01/09/2009 11:07:24 PM 535 Views
*curtsies with a flourish* *NM* - 01/09/2009 11:12:10 PM 545 Views
*NM* - 01/09/2009 11:19:59 PM 446 Views
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How dare you give me such a generic response! - 02/09/2009 08:33:37 PM 812 Views
This kind of thing. - 01/09/2009 11:37:39 PM 788 Views
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This just doesn't seem likely, to be honest. - 02/09/2009 12:01:37 AM 929 Views
Oh, stop quibbling over the minor details - 02/09/2009 07:20:38 AM 1168 Views
Nice. *NM* - 02/09/2009 12:22:33 AM 536 Views
Cheers *NM* - 02/09/2009 07:21:06 AM 525 Views
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*whips out a nice pair* - 02/09/2009 11:19:59 AM 770 Views
Welllllll, hello there. - 02/09/2009 01:14:40 PM 1233 Views
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*snort* - 02/09/2009 11:06:36 PM 798 Views
Mmmm turkey. *NM* - 02/09/2009 12:40:30 AM 497 Views
Great, now I'm hungry *NM* - 02/09/2009 07:22:13 AM 444 Views
hilarious. - 02/09/2009 01:44:08 AM 853 Views
Not if I have any say in it! - 02/09/2009 07:23:41 AM 829 Views
aww...*gives a hug* - 03/09/2009 01:46:13 AM 831 Views
That was great. *NM* - 02/09/2009 01:45:39 AM 586 Views
Course it was. I wrote it *NM* - 02/09/2009 07:24:03 AM 475 Views
Ok, now I need a favorites feature so I can favorite this *NM* - 02/09/2009 02:22:01 AM 541 Views
I'm gonna be putting URLs in my profile until such a day arrives - 02/09/2009 07:24:42 AM 880 Views
I think we need a "mapthis's nipples" smiley. Make it so. *NM* - 02/09/2009 02:34:57 AM 565 Views
We can't let that happen - 02/09/2009 07:25:24 AM 825 Views
::shrugs:: We just call it Thursday, really. *NM* - 02/09/2009 08:10:32 PM 438 Views
Hehe... good one... *NM* - 02/09/2009 03:42:47 AM 601 Views
*NM* - 02/09/2009 07:25:44 AM 396 Views
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Glad you like! *NM* - 02/09/2009 07:44:08 AM 512 Views
It's going to be one hell of a ride... - 02/09/2009 07:51:15 AM 703 Views
Yep, only 2 years till enforced mating - 02/09/2009 07:52:34 AM 802 Views
Time will fly! - 02/09/2009 08:08:12 AM 791 Views
HumansVsRobots.com? - 02/09/2009 08:57:11 AM 839 Views
Copy the URL to your profile info - 02/09/2009 07:11:33 PM 807 Views
Bah, far too much effort. *NM* - 02/09/2009 07:34:28 PM 546 Views
That was noice - 02/09/2009 01:12:17 PM 832 Views
Oi! - 02/09/2009 07:12:10 PM 860 Views
Love it. *NM* - 02/09/2009 09:46:34 PM 589 Views
Very good!! - 03/09/2009 01:16:13 AM 858 Views

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