All men know that on the eigth day Almighty God did make the Holy Beans that are coffee and cocoa. He saw the mess we'd made on day 7 while He was away and realized He needed something to help Him stay awake while He fixed it, to that end He also made Duct Tape, The Thing Which Binds All. In His benovolence did He make this thing grow where mortal man might harvest it, and brew it with hot water, something only mankind with its knowledge of fire can do. One might, conceivably, brew it then chill it, for iced coffee, though this is stepping dangerously close to heresy. To brew it cold, this is too much, those who eschew heat in the brewing of their coffee in this life might expect a great deal of heat in the next one. Be warned!

Edit: LOL, probably not hard to guess I've already started drinking today, Happy Thanksgiving!