If I'd known you'd do this, I'd have been turning 26 every day for months now.

Thanks, Jake. And everyone else!

P.S. The nine new words I created were:

- Nother (verb): to reduce an object or a concept to nothing; to diminish to the point of infinitesimibility. (nothered, nothering)

- Napple (noun): a magical apple that instantly causes anyone who eats it to fall into a shallow, dreamless sleep.

- Nihillbilly (noun): a rustic individual with neither purpose nor meaning.

- Numble (verb): to win an argument by repeating a point endlessly until one's opponent is so numb to reason that he or she relents. (numbled, numbling)

- Nexate (verb): to obsess about the future, to fixate on what may be to come, often to the detriment of consideration about the present. (nexated, nexating) See also, Nexation (noun): an unhealthy obsession about the future; the state of nexating.

- Nautimaton (noun): a robotic construct in the shape of a seagoing vessel, guided by artificial intelligence and able to navigate upon or within water.

- Nascend (verb): to begin to move upward; to emerge in an upward direction. (nascended, nascending)

- Nethology (noun): 1. the science of the nether, and phenomenon related to the nether. 2. a collection of information, reports, or stories related to the nether.

- Nouncegenesis (noun): the creation of made-up words. See also, Nouncegenate (verb): to create a made-up word. (Note: pronounced "NOWN-suh-JEN-uh-sis" and "NOWN-suh-juh-nayt" respectively.)