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Is that what you told your wife on your first date? LiterateDog Send a noteboard - 21/10/2009 02:50:06 PM
But what you don't know is that the little monkey has a surprise in his pants. P U.


"I've got a surprise in my pants for you?"
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I want a baby!!!! LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 04:43:08 AM 679 Views
Sorry dude, but gays can't have kids.....biology 101..... *NM* trzaska2000 - 21/10/2009 05:15:08 AM 167 Views
Didn't you see Jurassic Park? beetnemesis - 21/10/2009 05:17:48 AM 371 Views
I could if I found a lesbian or two in need of defective DNA and a part-time father for the kid. *NM* LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 05:19:56 AM 161 Views
But trzaska thinks that gays are being sterilized as soon as they get the diagnosis... *NM* jh - 21/10/2009 06:24:48 AM 146 Views
You've been hanging around David Crosby again, haven't you? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/10/2009 04:09:02 PM 147 Views
Stop! globug0822 - 21/10/2009 05:23:17 AM 400 Views
Aw. LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 05:25:37 AM 391 Views
BwAhAHHAhAhhAhaaa!! globug0822 - 21/10/2009 09:25:18 AM 381 Views
I'll knock 'em up, you and I can split the kids. LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 12:52:01 PM 349 Views
I've got a nephew you can borrow? nossy - 21/10/2009 06:32:24 AM 403 Views
Your request has been denied. LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 12:52:23 PM 395 Views
Monkeys make everything better *NM* Monkey - 21/10/2009 07:04:40 AM 144 Views
In comparison, yes. LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 12:52:58 PM 349 Views
Awwww *NM* ironclad - 21/10/2009 10:46:46 AM 151 Views
the monkey kinda creeps me out, now the babies dressed up as pumpkins?? Love them! StarrBecca - 21/10/2009 12:37:14 PM 351 Views
Girl, you is wack, yo. LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 12:53:17 PM 351 Views
Oh god, I didn't even see them all at first ironclad - 21/10/2009 01:17:36 PM 413 Views
Americans are odd. The Shrike - 21/10/2009 02:51:26 PM 368 Views
Oh sure, he looks cute. Tigr - 21/10/2009 02:30:50 PM 379 Views
Is that what you told your wife on your first date? LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 02:50:06 PM 368 Views
You know it. Tigr - 21/10/2009 02:54:09 PM 340 Views
Quokka/Wombat > Monkey The Shrike - 21/10/2009 02:39:08 PM 398 Views
Who wants to fuck a monkey anyway? LiterateDog - 21/10/2009 02:49:25 PM 368 Views
Now you're gonna hurt Rachel's feelings. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/10/2009 04:10:17 PM 146 Views
Aaron is older and bigger than that kid... TaskmasterJack - 21/10/2009 04:10:54 PM 364 Views
Excellent! *NM* everynametaken - 22/10/2009 12:29:05 AM 156 Views
What you really want is grandkids. Sassy463 - 22/10/2009 01:23:57 AM 426 Views
That, or nieces/nephews. LiterateDog - 22/10/2009 07:16:43 PM 385 Views
You can be Uncle Joe when I have kids Gena - 23/10/2009 12:06:09 AM 377 Views
That, darlin', will be my great honor and pleasure. *NM* LiterateDog - 24/10/2009 01:54:45 AM 177 Views
*NM* Gena - 25/10/2009 01:53:13 PM 165 Views
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