A "youth pastor" (I don't speak heretic, so I'm not sure what that means) was charged with statutory rape for getting a 15 year old pregnant. There was just the one kid, but he's known her for seven years. IDK how you can have sex with someone when you've known her half her life (I wonder if that's why old married couples stop doing it - it gets to the point where they have known one another half their lives too... ), but he did, starting in March, according to the article linked below. And since then he has racked up 84 counts of assault. And one charge of corruption of minors. How did they sit down and figure out that 84 number, I wonder? Is that how many times the couple did it? Did they keep track? Is keeping a log one of those things Protestants do to prevent themselves from falling into the sin of dancing?

Anyway, his wife turned them in. Wait, hold on. Hmm. Wife. Are pastors supposed to go Mormon? How does this cure for pedophilia work again?