We're all screwed now: the North Koreans have unicorns!
Tom Send a noteboard - 01/12/2012 06:30:05 PM
The long-term effects of vitamin deficiencies seem to have finally caught up with our friends in Pyongyang. They claim to have found a "unicorn lair" and are reporting on it as a serious story.
If North Korea has unicorns, this is a game changer. We cannot allow a unicorn gap to exist between North and South. We will need to accelerate our unicorn program immediately. This could be the "Sputnik moment" for our generation...
If North Korea has unicorns, this is a game changer. We cannot allow a unicorn gap to exist between North and South. We will need to accelerate our unicorn program immediately. This could be the "Sputnik moment" for our generation...
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
We're all screwed now: the North Koreans have unicorns!
- 01/12/2012 06:30:05 PM
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I read in a different article that Korean unicorns aren't the same thing as what we think of.
- 01/12/2012 07:45:40 PM
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I think we'll have to escalate things and go straight to Pegasus. *NM*
- 01/12/2012 11:22:34 PM
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