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That...actually makes sense. LordPerrin Send a noteboard - 22/04/2012 03:44:05 AM

I'm a member of a secretive sect founded in the 17th century and with the arcane arts I've learned from our order's secret tomes, such as Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica I can determine the motion of celestial bodies centuries into the future, bring a semblance of life to inanimate objects with fire, and even conjure lightning.


Secretive, eh? I'd like to do the fire thing.


The novice-initiate must use a crude combination of Earth, Fire, Air, and Water to animate the inanimate. By placing the Air and Water inside a vessel of Earth, and applying the Fire, one can transmute the water into air, creating a false breath of life to the automaton. Consult the works of Thomas Newcomen, a pyromancer of the early 18th century, if you wish to delve into these mysteries.


Should I use it for good, or for awesome...?
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Of randomness! LordPerrin - 21/04/2012 11:38:53 PM 631 Views
Me! LordPerrin - 21/04/2012 11:41:24 PM 528 Views
Re: Of randomness! Isaac - 22/04/2012 12:39:45 AM 542 Views
That is one complicated thing of liking soda. LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 12:50:10 AM 485 Views
I'm a complicated sorta person Isaac - 22/04/2012 03:01:04 AM 471 Views
That...actually makes sense. LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 03:44:05 AM 546 Views
Re: That...actually makes sense. Isaac - 22/04/2012 03:48:22 AM 517 Views
Yes, definitely awesome then. *NM* LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 04:02:24 AM 213 Views
Accidental double posting. *NM* LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 12:50:10 AM 260 Views
Re: Of randomness! Stephen - 22/04/2012 12:44:54 AM 635 Views
Drats! Young Nastyman! I shall call Wonderboy! *NM* LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 12:52:49 AM 222 Views
sure temeraire - 22/04/2012 12:52:57 AM 530 Views
My sister also did babysitting. LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 12:54:12 AM 468 Views
no... temeraire - 22/04/2012 06:37:57 PM 539 Views
Re: Of randomness! kHz1000 - 22/04/2012 10:09:28 AM 520 Views
In way, that is a first job. LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 01:32:38 PM 562 Views
Yeah, but it's just so ****ing pathetic. I'm almost 20 *NM* kHz1000 - 22/04/2012 02:03:34 PM 212 Views
Hey, at least it's a job. The economy still ain't great. *NM* LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 02:20:18 PM 240 Views
I didn't make this clear. I'm not complaining kHz1000 - 22/04/2012 03:33:24 PM 532 Views
Oh. LordPerrin - 23/04/2012 12:37:45 AM 498 Views
The Answers jh - 22/04/2012 02:00:57 PM 477 Views
I can think of some jobs that could rival in dullness. LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 02:22:56 PM 510 Views
I'll play Floffe - 22/04/2012 03:00:00 PM 553 Views
Re: I'll play Stephen - 22/04/2012 03:59:31 PM 459 Views
Re: I'll play Floffe - 22/04/2012 04:11:41 PM 481 Views
Re: I'll play Stephen - 23/04/2012 01:08:53 PM 471 Views
Fanta isn't incredibly common round here. You see it sometimes, though. LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 10:42:36 PM 475 Views
Re: Of randomness! nossy - 22/04/2012 05:16:54 PM 496 Views
Sure, things in stuck in your head count. LordPerrin - 22/04/2012 10:45:30 PM 522 Views
A wild guess: Floffe - 23/04/2012 08:33:46 PM 499 Views
I'll play Colonel Logain - 22/04/2012 11:36:21 PM 612 Views
At least he isn't sneezing. LordPerrin - 23/04/2012 12:41:01 AM 525 Views
Why not? Its Monday. Amys - 23/04/2012 03:38:58 PM 672 Views
What's Ginger Kombucha? *NM* LordPerrin - 24/04/2012 01:42:22 AM 243 Views
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