So, I’m sitting in Panera happily shoveling food when a guy comes up to me and places his business card on my table.
Guy: I’m just going to leave this here.*
Me: Urm…?
Guy: I’m Rick.** Can I get your name?
Me: MMm Shhuuuuuu***
Guy: Nice to meet you. [walks out the door]
Me: ~Confuzzled~
Was this guy:
A. Hitting on me.
B. Trying to advertise his car repair business.
C. A is partially true, but guy stopped mid-hit after seeing me with a half a sandwich in my mouth. And errr… possibly some sauce may have escaped.
D. Other – Please specify!
*Referring to business card
**Name changed to protect identity
***Unintelligible due to half of a sandwich in mouth. I was hungry!
Guy: I’m just going to leave this here.*
Me: Urm…?
Guy: I’m Rick.** Can I get your name?
Me: MMm Shhuuuuuu***
Guy: Nice to meet you. [walks out the door]
Me: ~Confuzzled~
Was this guy:
A. Hitting on me.
B. Trying to advertise his car repair business.
C. A is partially true, but guy stopped mid-hit after seeing me with a half a sandwich in my mouth. And errr… possibly some sauce may have escaped.

D. Other – Please specify!
*Referring to business card
**Name changed to protect identity

***Unintelligible due to half of a sandwich in mouth. I was hungry!
Multiple Choice
05/04/2012 01:40:12 PM
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LOL Who are you?
05/04/2012 02:37:51 PM
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Panera is an American bakery/deli/cafe chain restaurant.
*NM*
05/04/2012 02:59:13 PM
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A VERY yummy one.
05/04/2012 03:15:00 PM
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You and me? I don't think so. I'm firmly in the "Panera is yummy" camp, though.
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05/04/2012 07:36:15 PM
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Chick restaurant.
05/04/2012 10:39:22 PM
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Obviously the "men" you know are Reptilians. Panera is delicious. *NM*
06/04/2012 08:35:41 AM
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been a long time...
05/04/2012 05:03:29 PM
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So....
05/04/2012 08:06:32 PM
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I don't think she's going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe... *NM*
05/04/2012 10:42:21 PM
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Has to be A. I know because I leave Rick's business card on the tables of attractive women, too. *NM*
05/04/2012 10:47:34 PM
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Hey, welcome back, long time no see (assuming you are who I think you are).
07/04/2012 12:41:47 AM
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