And this woman wearing really heavy makeup asked me if I wanted a date. I told her I didn't like dates but I would definitely like a fig. She didn't have any figs.
Could have been worse... She could have asked you if you'd like her cherry.
Makin' sweet love to CMBs since 2001.
I was walking down the street tonight...
- 29/11/2011 04:35:20 AM
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When I miss your lips, I put a fig in my mouth and think of you *NM*
- 29/11/2011 04:00:03 PM
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Does your wife know you wander such streets?
- 30/11/2011 01:39:45 AM
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He left out the part where he later realized the lady was his wife. 
*NM*
- 30/11/2011 05:35:04 AM
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*NM*
- 30/11/2011 05:35:04 AM
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As long as you don't tell her I've been "stuffing your stocking." *NM*
- 06/12/2011 12:10:34 AM
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Re: I was walking down the street tonight...
- 30/11/2011 09:45:00 PM
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I doubt she had one.
- 06/12/2011 12:11:12 AM
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